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Originally Posted by Ancient Dragon 
IBM -- It's Better Manually
Imagine a world without hypotheticals....
You can have my book when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
You can have my book when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
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Effort in, garbage out!
drink her pretty
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Originally Posted by GrimJack
The problem lies between keyboard and chair
Crash dump, something worse than dying...
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> The problem lies between keyboard and chair
PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
There's also
PEBKAC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
There's also
PEBKAC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
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Originally Posted by niek_e
Not really an 'IT-quote' but:
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My signiture serves me whenever I have a computer related prob as well
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever" Mahatma Gandhi
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Practically a Master Poster
Windows supports real multitasking, it can boot and crash simultaneously.
Never argue with idiots, they'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with their experience.
CPU: You have insufficient rights to download software please contact your administrator.
Administrator: You have insufficient rights to download software please contact the trouble call desk.
Trouble call desk: You have insufficient rights to place a trouble call please contact your local administrator.
Local administrator: Sorry but according to policy we don’t have sufficient rights to download software. Please contact management.
Management: You dont have sufficient rights to see management directly, please see your immediate supervisor.
Immediate supervisor: Sorry but I don’t have sufficient rights to recommend personnel to speak to management.
Administrator: You have insufficient rights to download software please contact the trouble call desk.
Trouble call desk: You have insufficient rights to place a trouble call please contact your local administrator.
Local administrator: Sorry but according to policy we don’t have sufficient rights to download software. Please contact management.
Management: You dont have sufficient rights to see management directly, please see your immediate supervisor.
Immediate supervisor: Sorry but I don’t have sufficient rights to recommend personnel to speak to management.
Last edited by techbound; Aug 2nd, 2008 at 11:22 am. Reason: typo
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