Yup came to the same conclusion, so looked around for some webspace that supports it, still can't get it working though. I'm guessing this is the correct way of doing it:

String url = "jdbc:odbc://www.websamba.com/myspace/DSNname";

Error: Cannot connect to the database.java.sql.SQLException: [Microsoft][ODBC Driver Manager] Data source name not found and no default driver specified

I'm using www.websamba.com as they boosted free space, and free setup of ODBC System DSN, but after setting up the DSN for my DB I can't get it to work.

Will send a reward over Paypal to anyone who can get it working! =/