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If this is real i feel bad for her!!
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Dolores Aguilar
1929 - Aug. 7, 2008
Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.
She is survived by her daughters Marietta, Mitzi, Stella, Beatrice, Virginia and Ramona, and son Billy; grandchildren, Donnelle, Joe, Mitzie, Maria, Mario, Marty, Tynette, Tania, Leta, Alexandria, Tommy, Billy, Mathew, Raymond, Kenny, Javier, Lisa, Ashlie and Michael; great-grandchildren, Brendan, Joseph, Karissa, Jacob, Delaney, Shawn, Cienna, Bailey, Christian, Andre Jr., Andrea, Keith, Saeed, Nujaymah, Salma, Merissa, Emily, Jayci, Isabella, Samantha and Emily. I apologize if I missed anyone. [more]
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>>She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.
I doubt it. From what we read in the Druge Report she will be met by that thing with the long red horns in a very hot place.
I doubt it. From what we read in the Druge Report she will be met by that thing with the long red horns in a very hot place.
Don't PM me with questions -- you might get a nasty PM in response. If you have a question then post it in one of the forums.
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Originally Posted by Ancient Dragon 
>>She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.
I doubt it. From what we read in the Druge Report she will be met by that thing with the long red horns in a very hot place.
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Originally Posted by R0bb0b
She might meet my mother n law when she finally dies.
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Originally Posted by The Dude
If this is real i feel bad for her!!
http://www.drudge.com/news/111229/mo...-obituary-ever
Never argue with idiots, they'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with their experience.
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What a thought, to live your afterlife with people you couldn't stand in real life!
I upped my sanitary measures, up yours!
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Originally Posted by Lardmeister
What a thought, to live your afterlife with people you couldn't stand in real life!
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I don't know what would be worse, hell as described by Christianity or eternity with my ooooohhh so irritating neighbor that will just never shut up.
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” - Dr. Seuss
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