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When you see them, post them. Just a few examples:

Trash Hauling Business:
"Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back."

Concrete Company:
"We dry harder."

Window Cleaners:
"Your pane is our pleasure."

Vacuum Cleaner Sales:
"Our business sucks."
I upped my sanitary measures, up yours!
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Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully, we will wait."

Pastry Shoppe:
"Get your buns in here."
I upped my sanitary measures, up yours!
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On a septic tank service truck:
"We're number one in the number two business"
Everyone's gotta believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
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ACME Cemetery Marker Ltd.:
"People are dying to get our products."
No one died when Clinton lied.
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Name of a hair dresser:

Curl Up and Dye
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sorry, dont know how that happened.
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Massage Parlor:
"It's great to be kneaded."
No one died when Clinton lied.
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