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In an average minute:-

Fact: 79,000,000 couples are kissing.

Fact: 58,000,000 are engaged in intercourse right now.

Fact: 37,000,000 are getting/giving oral sex.

Fact: 1 lonely reader is reading this post...

Hang in there sun shine, things have to get better................
Fact: 250,000,000 have just taken an ED pill and are ready for one of the facts above!
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The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach (inside-out) is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

A good lunchtime conversation piece!
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The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach (inside-out) is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

A good lunchtime conversation piece!
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The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach (inside-out) is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

A good lunchtime conversation piece!
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The body has 93,000 miles of nerves in it.
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