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Things' laughable not to do with you Computer .
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We have asked this question to posters here,with BSOD [Daniweb] many times !and have gotten this answer !
Did you Install any new software lately !
Answer !, no nothing yet ,its a clean/fresh install of WinXP!
Did you Install any new software lately !
Answer !, no nothing yet ,its a clean/fresh install of WinXP!
Last edited by caperjack; Dec 14th, 2008 at 11:49 am.
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Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer: “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support:: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
Customer: “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support:: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
I left my hotdog somewhere, If you find it, feed it please, or better feed yourself!!
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This thread was started here some time ago:
The irony is that the OP had to start a thread to ask this question.
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hello
new member and i want to start a thread in a forum to get help with outlook express - i must be not so smart since i can't even figure out how to do this
I left my hotdog somewhere, If you find it, feed it please, or better feed yourself!!
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Best one I seen in person as it was happening was this one .
customer had computer in for repair !
Customer in back shop of computer store , Repairman shut down windows and unplugged here tower ,passed her the tower and told it it was all fixed and ready to go!.
She said but what about all my stuff on my desktop ,how do i get it home ,I will have to take your monitor with me.she thought all here stuff was on the monitor !wonder what she thought the tower was for .
customer had computer in for repair !
Customer in back shop of computer store , Repairman shut down windows and unplugged here tower ,passed her the tower and told it it was all fixed and ready to go!.
She said but what about all my stuff on my desktop ,how do i get it home ,I will have to take your monitor with me.she thought all here stuff was on the monitor !wonder what she thought the tower was for .
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He he he!! Good one caperjack. You will be surprised in how many computer owners think the computer is actually the monitor, and the tower is just something to start it with.
I left my hotdog somewhere, If you find it, feed it please, or better feed yourself!!
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Tech Support: “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
I left my hotdog somewhere, If you find it, feed it please, or better feed yourself!!
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He he he!! Good one caperjack. You will be surprised in how many computer owners think the computer is actually the monitor, and the tower is just something to start it with.
Listen if I drop of my hard drive will you clean it out for me !They are referring to there tower.
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Reminds of the one told to me by techie at local computer store 1
Business office fire ,computer and desk burned and secretary said no problem i have all important data backed up !
when asked where she kept them , she said in my purse!
guess whew it was ! on her desk next to the burnt computer
Business office fire ,computer and desk burned and secretary said no problem i have all important data backed up !
when asked where she kept them , she said in my purse!
guess whew it was ! on her desk next to the burnt computer
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