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Alcohol does make you more attractive to the opposite sex. After they've drunk it.
Sorry if an old one - but very very funny.
Sorry if an old one - but very very funny.
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Originally Posted by KernMilestone 
Alcohol does make you more attractive to the opposite sex. After they've drunk it.
Sorry if an old one - but very very funny.
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Why do bikers where leather?
Because chiffon wrinkles.
Because chiffon wrinkles.
Imagine a world without hypotheticals....
You can have my book when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
You can have my book when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Why do guys like girls that wear leather?
They smell like a new car.
They smell like a new car.
Everyone's gotta believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
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sounds like women are special kind of vehicle???
(just kidding)
(just kidding)
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A dying man gathered three of his best friends, a Lawyer, a Doctor and a Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an brown envelope containing $50,000 in cash. He asked them to put these envelopes into his coffin before it gets closed and buried, so he could have some money in his after-life.
After the funeral the Clergyman is in tears and confesses to the others that he took $20,000 out of the envelope for a good church cause. The Doctor admits that he donated $30,000 of the envelope's content for medical research. The Lawyer is upset with his two old friends, "Why, I put a personal check of the full amount in the envelope!"
After the funeral the Clergyman is in tears and confesses to the others that he took $20,000 out of the envelope for a good church cause. The Doctor admits that he donated $30,000 of the envelope's content for medical research. The Lawyer is upset with his two old friends, "Why, I put a personal check of the full amount in the envelope!"
drink her pretty
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A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ”Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband — he thinks he’s a refrigerator!””I wouldn’t worry too much about it,” the doctor replies. ‘Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.”
”But you don’t understand,” the woman insists. ”He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.”
”But you don’t understand,” the woman insists. ”He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.”
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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"
George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"
Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"
George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"
Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"
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