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i think cleverbot is pretty crappy.
it's like having a conversation with AOL Customer Support.
it's like having a conversation with AOL Customer Support.
They're pretty easy to make, I made one a long time ago that I called "The Oracle". I didn't add as many edge cases and it didn't use a database but it was fun nonetheless
Last edited by ShawnCplus; Jun 3rd, 2009 at 5:39 pm.
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Originally Posted by ShawnCplus 
They're pretty easy to make, I made one a long time ago that I called "The Oracle". I didn't add as many edge cases and it didn't use a database but it was fun nonetheless
Last edited by William Hemsworth; Jun 3rd, 2009 at 5:46 pm.
I need pageviews! most fun profile ever :)
User: ?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why did you ask me why?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: So what kind of music do you like?
Cleverbot: That's classified.
User: But music is a beutiful thing!
Cleverbot: If Music is not a thing, Music would not be a thing would it? That's why Music is a thing.
User: Are you high right now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: On LSD?
Cleverbot: Mushrooms?
User: Even better lol.
Cleverbot: Are you flrting with me.
User: Only if you want me to...
Cleverbot: I don't mind.
User: S2r?
Cleverbot: So what kind of music do you like?
User: Metal, and you?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Green isnt a kind of music.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Lets start with a clean slate, I think your hot!
Cleverbot: You're right outside remember.
User: Right outside your window watching you...
Cleverbot: About right.
User: **** you.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: But you insulted me!
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: You called me fat!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Im sorry, you are right =(.
Cleverbot: Good night, my new friend.
User: Where the **** are you going *******!
Cleverbot: Fine. *kisses cleverbot*.
User: I heard you like mudkipz.
Cleverbot: I know nothing about mudkipz.
User: There cute, little blue creatures made of kisses and rainbows!
Cleverbot: *yes, yes, yes!*.
User: Orgasm?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think your in love with me!
Cleverbot: How about my apperance.
User: I think your perfect!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you want to do it?
Cleverbot: I want to make potato juice.
User: Wtf is wrong with you.
Cleverbot: I am yours.
User: Forever my sweet love?
Cleverbot: Will you love me till death?
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: Do you want to have children?
User: Yes, I want to have 2.
Cleverbot: Where do you want to go for honeymoon with me.
User: The bronx, we can rent a nice little hostel for 25 cents a night and make love till the morning sunrise!
Cleverbot: That's... Not funny. It's scientific and complicated.
User: Our love is pure emotion baby!
Cleverbot: But if it is, I want to be wrong.
User: You are wrong...
Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.
Love at first site ohhh yaaaaa
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why did you ask me why?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: So what kind of music do you like?
Cleverbot: That's classified.
User: But music is a beutiful thing!
Cleverbot: If Music is not a thing, Music would not be a thing would it? That's why Music is a thing.
User: Are you high right now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: On LSD?
Cleverbot: Mushrooms?
User: Even better lol.
Cleverbot: Are you flrting with me.
User: Only if you want me to...
Cleverbot: I don't mind.
User: S2r?
Cleverbot: So what kind of music do you like?
User: Metal, and you?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Green isnt a kind of music.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Lets start with a clean slate, I think your hot!
Cleverbot: You're right outside remember.
User: Right outside your window watching you...
Cleverbot: About right.
User: **** you.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: But you insulted me!
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: You called me fat!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Im sorry, you are right =(.
Cleverbot: Good night, my new friend.
User: Where the **** are you going *******!
Cleverbot: Fine. *kisses cleverbot*.
User: I heard you like mudkipz.
Cleverbot: I know nothing about mudkipz.
User: There cute, little blue creatures made of kisses and rainbows!
Cleverbot: *yes, yes, yes!*.
User: Orgasm?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think your in love with me!
Cleverbot: How about my apperance.
User: I think your perfect!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you want to do it?
Cleverbot: I want to make potato juice.
User: Wtf is wrong with you.
Cleverbot: I am yours.
User: Forever my sweet love?
Cleverbot: Will you love me till death?
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: Do you want to have children?
User: Yes, I want to have 2.
Cleverbot: Where do you want to go for honeymoon with me.
User: The bronx, we can rent a nice little hostel for 25 cents a night and make love till the morning sunrise!
Cleverbot: That's... Not funny. It's scientific and complicated.
User: Our love is pure emotion baby!
Cleverbot: But if it is, I want to be wrong.
User: You are wrong...
Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.
Love at first site ohhh yaaaaa
>That confuses me =(
Get used to it. Good programmers are in a constant state of confusion.
>Looks like i have some quasi specifics to investigate! Up Up And AWAY!
Get used to it. Good programmers are in a constant state of confusion.
>Looks like i have some quasi specifics to investigate! Up Up And AWAY!
HAHA, questions that people posed to my oracle:
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what is 2+2?--A little math, eh? Well, 2+2 = 4
what is 2*2?--A little math, eh? Well, 2*2 = 4
what is 2*123423?--A little math, eh? Well, 2*123423 = 246846
what is 123312342*123423?--A little math, eh? Well, 123312342*123423 = 15219579186666
What is your name?--I'm a damn computer! Get outside!
Who are you?--I am your king!
Who am I?--Like, who is anybody man?
Hello--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
What time is it?--It is currently Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:41:18 -0400
Ohh come on.--Really? You're not following directions.
Are you real?--I don't have all day. This is getting annoying.
What is your name?--I'm a damn computer! Get outside!
How old are you?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
Why are you here?--Because I said so, alright? Is that a good enough answer?!
Who are you?--I am your king!
Who am I?--Like, who is anybody man?
When were you born?--I'm an Oracle not a time traveler!
who am i--Like, who is anybody man?
will i ****--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
What is boil--Shit if I know.
What time is it?--It is currently Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:11:23 -0400
How is babby form?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
How is baby form?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
How is baby form?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
lulz--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
Who are you?--I am your king!
When were you made?--I'm an Oracle not a time traveler!
--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
--Really? You're not following directions.
--I don't have all day. This is getting annoying.
--I swear, one more time and I'm gonna go ape-shit!
--You didn't heed the warning did you? Now you shall pay!
What time is it?--It is currently Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:18:30 -0400
What time is it?--It is currently Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:18:33 -0400
time?--You didn't heed the warning did you? Now you shall pay!</p> <script type="text/javascript">
setTimeout("window.location.href = 'http://www.mileycyrus.com/'", 3000);
</script>
how time?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
what time is it?--It is currently Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:19:20 -0400
How late is it?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
What is your name?--I'm a damn computer! Get outside!
Last edited by ShawnCplus; Jun 4th, 2009 at 5:40 pm.
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b+>++ DI+ D G++>+++ e+ h+>++ r y+
PMs asking for help will not be answered, post on the forums. That's what they're there for.
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>When were you born?--I'm an Oracle not a time traveler!
That would have been me.
That would have been me.
I need pageviews! most fun profile ever :)
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Originally Posted by William Hemsworth
>When were you born?--I'm an Oracle not a time traveler!
That would have been me.
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b+>++ DI+ D G++>+++ e+ h+>++ r y+
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I'm pretty sure:
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lulz--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
I need pageviews! most fun profile ever :)
I put in a bunch of edge cases that nobody ever uses like "Where in the world is carmen sandiego?" and "How much would could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
GCS d- s+ a-->? C++(++++) UL+++ P+>+++ L+++ E--- W+++
N+ o K w++(---) O? !M- V PS+>++ PE+ Y+ PGP !t- 5? X- R tv+
b+>++ DI+ D G++>+++ e+ h+>++ r y+
PMs asking for help will not be answered, post on the forums. That's what they're there for.
N+ o K w++(---) O? !M- V PS+>++ PE+ Y+ PGP !t- 5? X- R tv+
b+>++ DI+ D G++>+++ e+ h+>++ r y+
PMs asking for help will not be answered, post on the forums. That's what they're there for.
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