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Before marriage:
She : Hi
He : Oh, I've been waiting this ...
She : You want me to go ?
He : no, Not at all
She : do you love me ?
He : of course, big time
She : you picked the wrong woman ??
He : no, why do you say that ?
She : you wanna kiss me ?
He : every time I see you !!
She : you wanna slap me ??
He : are you crazy ? never
She : can I trust you ?
He : yes
She : My love
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Read the same text upwards ...
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I Think You are married , hehehehehe
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Wife : Beggars are frauds!

Husband : Why?

Wife : I gave 2 $ to a blind beggar and he said god bless you beautiful lady. How he know I am beautiful!?

Husband : Sure he is BLIND!

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" Come Like A Horse !
Sit Like A King !
Go Like A Winner ! "

Sorry !! Actually this was written in a Public Toilet !!!
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Boss:
Someone Who Is Early When You Are Late And Late When You Are Early.

Exactly!!

Why is always the case???
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What is the height of fashion ??

- One year old child asking his mother for a low waist diaper !!
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" Husband lost his Checkbook ! ;
Wife : ' Be careful , anyone can put your sign .. '
Husband :' I am not fool , i have already signed all pages !!! ' "
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You might be a redneck if your daddy walks you to school and you are both in the same grade.
May 'the Google' be with you!
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Opportunist:
A Person Who Starts Taking Bath If He Accidentally Falls Into A River.

Or we can call him a optimipist!
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"Dutch treat" in Holland is
"op zijn Amerikaans"
("in an American way")
drink her pretty
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Marriage:
It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree
And A Woman Gains Her Master...


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