<![CDATA[DaniWeb IT Discussion Community - Geeks' Lounge]]> http://www.daniweb.com/forums Tech support, programming, web development, and internet marketing community. Forums to get free computer help and support. en-US Sun, 27 Jul 2008 06:41:20 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.daniweb.com/forums/myimages/misc/rss.jpg <![CDATA[DaniWeb IT Discussion Community - Geeks' Lounge]]> http://www.daniweb.com/forums Top 20 geek quotes, sayings and phrases http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136814.html Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:48:09 GMT Here are my favorite geek quotes I have a couple of shirts with some of them on. P.S I don’t suggest wearing a shirt with #15 to school if you are still stuck in those rat holes like me. 1. There is no place like 127.0.0.1 2. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand... Here are my favorite geek quotes I have a couple of shirts with some of them on.
P.S I don’t suggest wearing a shirt with #15 to school if you are still stuck in those rat holes like me.

1. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

2. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

3. Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken

4. You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead

5. I had a dream… and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!

6. Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF.
All my base
Are belong to you.

7. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0

8. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

9. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…

10. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

11. The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.

12. Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously

13. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

14. My Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

15. The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

16. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.

17. Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers

18. Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein

19. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

20. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly ]]> Scuppery http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136814.html Music quiz http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136696.html Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:46:30 GMT http://www.amiwrong.com/music/custom/90-s-Albums-can-you-match-it-the-the-singer-band-P-1174539822.shtml http://www.amiwrong.com/music/custom/90-s-Albums-can-you-match-it-the-the-singer-band-P-1174540359.shtml http://www.amiwrong.com/music/custom/90-s-Albums-can-you-match-it-the-the-singer-band-P-11... http://www.amiwrong.com/music/custom...74539822.shtml
http://www.amiwrong.com/music/custom...74540359.shtml
http://www.amiwrong.com/music/custom...74540842.shtml
http://www.amiwrong.com/music/custom...74541394.shtml

I only got 20% on part 1 and 10% on part 4 :D ]]> The Dude http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136696.html What do you feel... http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136632.html Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:22:02 GMT ...when you hear this clip?? http://www.coolrunningsmusic.com/recording/rocky.mp3 :icon_cheesygrin: ...when you hear this clip??

http://www.coolrunningsmusic.com/recording/rocky.mp3 :icon_cheesygrin: ]]> The Dude http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136632.html Funny Signs http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136399.html Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:47:57 GMT Look at these, I found 'em on google :)

http://www.infinite0.com/wp/wp-conte...harp-edges.jpg
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uplo...y-sign1-tm.jpg
http://www.mentalbreakdown.com/m_pic...-boards_49.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/62/214542286_707b5b681c.jpg
http://thefeck.com/wp-content/upload...-sign-halo.jpg
http://funnysigns.kitt.net/uploaded_..._08-786248.jpg
http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.co...Magill-pic.jpg
http://www.flixya.com/content_photos...epali11933.jpg
http://paulfite.files.wordpress.com/...affic-sign.jpg
http://www.deadgehog.com/wp-content/...t_practice.jpg
http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_swimming.jpg
http://media.funny.co.uk/files/4009.jpg
http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/nosigns.jpg
http://eightsolid.com/wp-content/upl...y-can-i-go.jpg
http://humoursenseupgrade.com/upload...ved-yellow.jpg

And probably my favorite...

http://sunnythomas.files.wordpress.c...funnysign3.jpg ]]> Wiki_Tiki http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136399.html A Brief History of Windows http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136377.html Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:44:04 GMT Wan t to share this with you :) ---Quote--- A brief history of windows: (http://www.vistahelpforum.com/showthread.php?t=1183) WINDOWS FOR WORKGROUPS - A newborn child WINDOWS 3.1 - A 3 year old WINDOWS 95 - A 6 year old know it all, stamping its feet on the ground WINDOWS 98 - Just graduated... Wan t to share this with you :)

Quote:
A brief history of windows:
WINDOWS FOR WORKGROUPS - A newborn child
WINDOWS 3.1 - A 3 year old
WINDOWS 95 - A 6 year old know it all, stamping its feet on the ground
WINDOWS 98 - Just graduated elementary school
WINDOWS ME - Tried pot for the first time
WINDOWS 2000 - Said no to the pot
WINDOWS XP - Made it to high school, and is willing to learn
WINDOWS VISTA - XP on Meth-Amphetamine
WINDOWS 7 - (Hopefully a high school grad)
]]> Ancient Dragon http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136377.html Chocolate cake - right now! http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136164.html Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:58:53 GMT Are you hungering for some chocolate cake but don't want to do all that work or eat all that cake? Here is a recipe for a 5 minute cake that is just the right amount - would use a small bowl in place of the mug but still.... ]]> GrimJack http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136164.html Looking for something new to listen to? http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136161.html Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:46:10 GMT I was just turned on to a website that tracks a lot of MP3 blogs - thousands of them. If you are looking for something new or want to follow something you know or just dl a couple of mp3 files - check out TheHypeMachine. It has some standard pages like 'most popular' 'current' and 'spy'; you can create your own account and create your own lists of what you want them to track for you. ]]> GrimJack http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread136161.html Some Amazing Fantasy Art http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135880.html Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:45:24 GMT _Link_ (http://www.shadowscapes.com) I caint believe how pretty they are! Link

I caint believe how pretty they are! ]]> The Dude http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135880.html <![CDATA[America's most prolific serial killer]]> http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135550.html Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:18:00 GMT Police are looking for a very dangerous individual who shows up at crime scenes and kills random innocent bystanders.

After months of investigation, they now believe the name of this individual is a Mr Rick O'Shea. ]]> Salem http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135550.html Oh S.H.I.T. http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135528.html Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:21:25 GMT Hope you have gone through enough S.H.I.T. in humor to understand this one. :-) Hope you have gone through enough S.H.I.T. in humor to understand this one. :-)
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]]> ~s.o.s~ http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135528.html Short-Lived Cereals http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135514.html Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:19:34 GMT I havent heard of any of these!! (They must have been really bad) http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-ralston.html I havent heard of any of these!! (They must have been really bad)

http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-ralston.html ]]> The Dude http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135514.html The worst cars of all time http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135513.html Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:19:08 GMT Some of these are horrid :icon_cheesygrin:


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/Default.aspx?id=4063790&p1=0 ]]> The Dude http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135513.html Remember how radio used to be? http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135512.html Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:18:29 GMT Dramas and movies on air,etc...

This site has tons!!

http://www.unknown.nu/mercury

Im listening to "War of the worlds" now :) ]]> The Dude http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135512.html The stupid test http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135511.html Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:17:53 GMT I didnt even make it to the end :icon_cheesygrin: http://www.addictinggames.com/D78AQSAKQLQWI9/4777.swf I didnt even make it to the end :icon_cheesygrin:

http://www.addictinggames.com/D78AQSAKQLQWI9/4777.swf ]]> The Dude http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135511.html Funny / sarcastic windows messageboxes http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135339.html Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:53:24 GMT Search 'em from google, or even just make ur own :) Here's one i made:

There was no keyboard device found on your computer. Press any key to continue... ]]> Wiki_Tiki http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread135339.html