Nope, this is a personal laptop, connected to a BT wireless home hub. I've also just recieved some very useful information from another very trusted site that I may have a particularly nasty virus -...

This problem is driving me round the bend. Google failed me and so I thought I'd revisit a (very) old haunt to find some real answers.

I'm trying to download Windows Live Messenger because all my...

puking all over

nirvana ---> smells

Good greif, where do I start? I was terrified of the dark as a small child. When I turned the light off in my room I would switch my bedside one on first, so I could turn the light off only when I...

Well, it's all over now (or it should be, the show's still on the air) and Jade Goody is frantically trying to make it up to the public and apologising profusely to win her crowds back. And it's...

Moment's silence before we start singing.

Nine syllables? ouch.
How the hell did that happen?
Stupid rat creatures.

temple --> pillars

Ease generally comes with practice, though intrinsic ease is possible.

You get a dangly air freshener.

I put in a satellite

Boring, weird script kiddies are FUDDLING hex-numbers, destroying.

Caroline paused, slowly poured a large glass of brandy, and drank it down in ten seconds flat.

Then she fainted.

You get another full cutlery set, which is magical and proceeds to wave threateningly you until you concede to stop poking cutlery in the nice slot machine.

I put in a meteor.

accolade --> knighthood

Another great way of making breakfast is swallow the ingredients then blow-torch your stomach.

Storms are blowing now,
Death, destruction, mother nature's wrath,
gives way to snow. Please?

Bah, I can never visit these bored-links at school. Curse you Learning Resource Center Network Filter!

Cuurse yooou!

I had to spend nearly two and a half hours getting home last night on what is usually a 20-minute journey. I also nearly wasn't allowed on the bus because they wouldn't accept my oyster card. My dad...

my memory-erasing

faith in hamsterballs.

Boring, FRIENDLESS script kiddies are with hex-numbers, wondering

chips ---> fish

Boring, lifeless, script KIDDIES are with hex-editors, wondering

people with several

X-men 3

Boring, lifeless, SCRIPT pirates are with hex-editors, blundering

constructive comments like

You get a pleasant alliteration.

I put in one thousand elephants.

Cuckoo science professors never eat bagels on Tuesdays.

"I'll get straight to the point," Sherman quavered, spilling a little brandy on the coffee table. "I went down into the toolshed yesterday. There was...a baby there."

senryu is a little
different to haiku but
sometimes the same thing

Thought I'd take my own stab at the 'word game' topic format.

You may have already guessed; this topic is all about haiku. Answer the post before yours using only haiku, you may use more than one...

Whoops. Forget the whole evil-master-brain-of-Daniweb-calling-you-back type image. My bad.:o

bunny wabbit stalking

Boring, lifeless, SOFTWARE pirates are with cannons, plundering.

Creation of hai-
ku is formed by three lines of
five, seven then five.

Dove --> Turtle

Surprisingly accurate, from start to finish. (Though the 'sexy' one is a bit dubious)

I wish I was a phsychiatrist so I could spend my time making up studies like this:cheesy:

You get a window.

I put in a sasquach.