in the heat of the night

lose the words

Hi again,
Thanks for the advice. I use ccleaner regularly but was getting lots and lots of temporary stuff - it seemed to pile up faster than usual, and the extra start page keys kept coming back. ...

Hello,
I have a new computer that was set up and given to me by a local business. I think I made a big mistake in leaving the firewall and antivirus settings as they were. Within the first week,...

You need to reproduce your calculated field in a query based on the table(s) your form feeds;(same thing A minus B) and set the criteria of that field to show the range you want. Or set it as a...

Hi Bhuvan,
Here is a little jump-start for your parameter combo-box. It is from the book, Fixing Access Annoyances. You'd better work fast though, if your assignment is already 2 days late. Have...

you get bad dreams

I put in dreamless sleep

Hi,
You need to break your reservations table into 'main' & 'details': what if a family books 2 rooms? What if they change rooms during their stay? You want it to show up as one reservation, with...

You can specify how the date & time (or whatever) are entered by entering it in "input mask". It can be really frustrating for some people, though, because their input will be refused until they get...

My pigs root, do your pigs rout?

And while were on the subject:
Is Amish pronounced AH-mish or AIM-ish?

The light and heat generated by Thinking at the helm can be impressive...
J. Butt

or, if you prefer:

Beauty fades, but stupid is forever.
Judge Judy

Napoleon Dynamite

One day I was on route to root out a new router when I was rerouted due to a router malfunction at the traffic signal in front of the router factory. So I borrowed a router to route out a piece of...

Snow White (or the 7 dwarves)

Hello,
I want to know how everybody out there pronounces ROUTER - the thing for your LAN, not the thing that cuts grooves in wood. Is like ROOT - ER, or is like R "OUT" - ER? All votes will be...

karate kid (rocks)

we are not --> therefore we are

Hi again,
I finally did try it using IE & it worked. Good one. I'll be interested to see "Dr Tran's Revenge"

a drug --> a bug

(while you) Row, Row, Row your boat

There's something weird in there. I followed the link and I got a warning saying something about an illegal plug-in and that I should close firefox & when I tried it didn't respond...what is all of...

about time ---> about space

and down again

(and) Fly me to the moon

fattened doggie flew

really bad cat

You get a slide rule.

I put in a pencil & two triangles.

Thanks - I'l appreciate it if you'd move it for me.

All is well. As if by magic, a gmail invitation was in my box today, and so I signed up and got through to the phantom .rr address. She came back saying that nobody else seems to be answering her...

You get a message in lights: "insert more".

I put in a quarter.

This isn't about bugs, but it's nasty & I don't know where to put it...so...
I don't live in the US, and I have a problem getting through to certain internet servers in the US, because (apparently)...

We all make conscious choices about how we represent ourselves to others. In a forum, no one sees if you have holes in the knees of your jeans, if you have curly hair, or if you drive a Jaguar. ...

There's also PC Alert 4 by MSI. It has CPU temp & system temp & lots of other gauges.

i yam what i yam.

popeye

On the other end of the spectrum...
... is Pokeymon Puzzle on nin 64. Sometimes I can even beat my kids at lapping up the sushi.

You get heavy & hot poop.

I put in some cool water.

I'd like to know if there's a way to get the regional settings to accept more than one country's money format, number format, etc. The language settings accepts multiple languages at the same time,...

Just above the quotes key is the 'open brackets' key. If the keyboard is set to French, the brackets key is a little accent mark that only shows up when you type a vowel after tapping the accent...

You get ahead.

I get a -1 on the final final

You get bits & pieces in a box with no directions.

I put in input.