That's one reason not to sign.

Oh snap!

You wouldn't happen to be Indian by any chance?

William, I wasn't trying to put you down; this is practically how everyone I know (not just programmers) feels about their work. There is never enough time, and we're always tired. They don't teach...

Stop being a wimp. And sleep 6 hours a day if you need more time.

:|

I don't remember any of my favorite movies at all. I do remember noting however, that whenever I say to myself "Hey I really adore this movie", that movie had a good score. Maybe there's some kind of...

I hate you.

It would probably be easier to list the least impressive films, as the new ones seem to outdo each other in this respect.

Aw that's cute.

You think you're so significant (or that your opinions are so special) that everybody must give you a reason for disagreeing with you. It makes me wonder how you even get along in...

But it's so useful for expressing disdain when there's nothing you can actually add to the conversation!

Dude, you really should learn to pronounce his name right.

A gui toolkit. For the last five months.

EDIT: that's 3 months. I can't even count. Makes you wonder if I should even be programming.

The book was meant to poke fun at Unix in a "good sport" way, not to be taken as literal hate.

+1

I think Serkin missed the entire point of the Unix hater's handbook.

No. That would suggest that the older you are, the more you know, which is just not true.

Case in point: you're older than I am.

No Linux version, not that I'd install it. I'm with Jwenting on this one.

be careful; noone is ever the gambling type!

Notable fact: The capital of my country is Kingstown, and in the past some irresponsible carriers/post offices used to take/send some of our snail mail to Jamaica instead of here.

I know; I get chilly for anything lower than 20 C. From what I hear that's pretty "warm" for temperate folks

Ha. I get that every day.

I actually never thought about this.

24 of my favorite songs would loop aloud from thin air(one for every hour) as I went about my normal routine, only I would spread cheer to everyone I meet.

WOMEN LIVE LO(NGER THAN MEN?!

Now I have to think up a whole new way to get back at her! :(

A collaboration between my best friend and I in lower sixth form. It was a text based python espionage game that we focused really hard on emulating AI.

Although I can't find the code ANYWHERE, I...

Does Friends count?

Perhaps you should "update" yours.

Now I wouldn't go as far as to call the guy sub-human. I mean he's exhibiting one of the most human qualities: greed.

Now I see what his avatar is all about...

You can get quite rude xP

do you realize what you've done? xP
Brace yourself for the global warming argument.

Now, I'm always for a bicycle. It's a healthy means of transport (well in one sense...) plus it's fun. Animals...