needle--> point

is this game ever going to end?

opiate-->heroin

the muffin man

fish-->sex (Family Guy)

haul-->tug

honey-->bee

carpet--> stains

(matchstick men)

hormones-->sex
(and no i'm not that horny)

Wow... it's amazing what happens when you don't come back after a month.
hoover-->swiffer

"100 Most Important Women of the 20th Century"-->quote

sports-->activity

sleeping marathon-->running marathon

bed-->rest

sky-->birds

flying-->high
(interpret that anyway you want)

fishing-->hook

compost-->worms

Dani: No, I meant triangular prism.... But that wouldn't be much fun.

Worms? I hate worms. They drive me crazy. I was crazy once. They locked me up in a little white room. I...

tent-->triangle (most of the time... well its not 2d, and i forgot what the 3d versions is)

satan-->fire

women->evil

nads->men (anything else would be... uncomfortable)

hug--> arms

lipstick->kissing

clowns-->make-up