In 2001 "Star Trek The Motion Picture" brought up a living machine so big that we couldn't fathom it.

Then who could forget HAL in "2001 SO"?

If you experienced the clumsiness of Windows Vista, Unix or Linux is a breath of fresh air! We need a book titled:
"The Vista Haters' Handbook"

Would be interesting, but I can't even remember what I posted yesterday.

Actually, following Narue's hint I think I found my first post:
http://www.daniweb.com/forums/post59563-4.html

I was...

Once girls get smarter than you, why should they put up with you?

I always thought you were some kind of car buff. What happened?

Some kind of birth control device?

Nicotine is a natural ingredient of the Tobacco plant and functions as an insecticide. Maybe the smokers ought to try some other insecticides, readily available at your local garden store.
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