QUESTION: Is this a riddle to which you already have an answer
in mind, or are you querying us for a clue?

Here is an old one...

So they were going to hunt for the notorius Foo bird.

As a warning, their leader said, "Remember, if this enormous
bird does it's business and any of it gets on you, you...

I was a computer programmer from 1982 to 1985. It was on an Apple II with 64K
memory and the 6502 processor. I only programmed with the original version (I
assume) of BASIC. I loved it. Writing...