I managed a couple of months over Christmas, but am smokin' again. Thinking I will never quit now. One more smoker in the world... again.

OMG, it took you over two years to improve by just 1% !!!!

Google for programming blogs there's acres of material.

Steve Yegge (http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com) / Joel spolskey (http://joelonsoftware.com) and Jeff Atwood (http://codinghorror.com) are some...

:icon_eek: Is this a trick question?

No her body has been overtaken by a particularly nasty parasitic xenomorph from the lower quadrant of Andromeda, It's posting here to avert suspicion, but I know my LGM's :)

It depends on who your asking, relatively speaking.

Why are the buses in Canada so weird ?

(I mean if Steven mistook the drawing for a retreating bus .... )

What bus? it looks more like a UFO to me :)

Why do we call it 'cracking' a window when it doesn't break?

Do you have a welcome thread? If so I can't find it.

I didn't, this thread originates from my birthday in 2007. But I didn't find it till the 30th of march that year.

A year passed and it got bumped again by Sullys Boo, for which I was super chuffed!

11 Days after my Dad's.

Apricot and Almond danish as it's my birthday.

Hooray! Congratulations, welcome to the 1000+ club
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Thank you SB :)

You made my day.

Afternoon.

It's cleared up a little, a few sunny spells in Ipswich. But, apparently there's more mahem around the corner.

My wife and I took the dogs out first thing for there toilet as is...

I love FF for it's extensions, I can browse without a mouse, squash all the adds, interogate HTTP Headers ... etc etc etc If I need IE rendering for a non-standards site right click the FF tab and...

Any extra terrestrial intelligence with the smarts to travel this far would probably consider planetary living a primitive lifestyle, we would just be a curiosity for space tourists in glass bottomed...

I had a boss who did this for real on one of the secretaries at our office once. Only he said he could wobble her tits without touching them. He nearly lost more than a pound. She was not impressed...

Tea and my fingernails. (tsk. disgusting habit)

Jb a mod ?

Well that's finally proof, there is no God....

Krackow!!!! poof..... (rolling thunder)

Seriously though congrats! :)

I heard a rumour once that yellow cars are cheaper to insure because they are easily seen and statistically participate in fewer accidents. :)

And just to clear up my typo, that should have been...

a UFO cannot exist, as it is always identifiable by the person who threw/is flying/is flying in it.

It's all relative you see.

But, then again I suppose if the extra terestrial pilot is of a...

Film: Aliens

Character: Newt

Quote: "They're dead! Ok? Can I go now?"

After being gently probed by Ripley about her parents whereabouts.

Allowing myself to be sucked into reading threads like this.

not

No Kindell can't come to the reception dear.

This is going to be a Quick and Dirty Onetime Service my darling.

I've wired the phone through a special tariff number that gives me a royalty every-time you call the mother-in-law.

Apple donut, yum yum!

Turkey sandwiches of course, with pickled red cabage.

Aha! living proof.

Thank you madoverclocker for sharing your personal experience.

In my opinion there is only one legitimate reason for a smack and that is when a short sharp shock is required to get a childs attention when they are so out of control they have become incoherant....

Active Scout? Not anymore, but why not?
Set fire to things? Yes at least 5 times a day :)



Well controlled to the point where when the trees started to catch light Skip would jump in and make...

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Thanks Thunderstorm98. Have an imaginary beer :)...

Please join me in my little self serving mini celebration :)

It's been great fun posting with you all so far here at DW. I look forward to many more.

I'm not happy about the fact that: I'm not eating anything right now. I am unhappy with that fact because I am feeling very hungry.

I'm not eating anything right now, and I'm not happy about it !

My parents enrolled me in the Scouts so I could satisfy my pyromaniacal tendencies in a controlled environment :)

Tea.

(I'm smelling that star)

Yay! I had one of those :) I was 11

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD "
20 GOTO 10

RUN

He he he happy days....