I'd bring Dani, the cscgal.

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you're on.

you suck, because you haven't updated your signature with a new Jack Handey quote.

sounds pretty awesome to me... who really wants that garbage anyhow?

your post wasnt harsh. it was honest and insightful, and far more gentle than I'll ever be. Mine was harsh. and here's one that's harsher:

The problem is, Serkan is always coming around here...

there are plenty of people with more rep points than me who haven't been featured. and rep points are just as subjective and arbitrary as being selected to get a "featured poster" bubble. i mean,...

Lieutanant Dan!

Hello, Forrest.

You got new legs. New legs!

Yeah, I got new legs. Custom-made titanium ... what they use on the space shuttle.

Magic legs!

Lol! asl?

do u bwn?

umm... yeah.

You know what? Japan (http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/no-further-description.jpg) is kind of ...

^ self-deprecating humor only works if there's a clear distinction between the person and the parody.

in other words: when a creepy internet stalker jokes about being a creepy internet stalker,...

discovering the joys of self stimulation.

BLASPHEMY

Dear little Greek letter Omega,

how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

Your smooth lines and the parallel symmetry of your gently swelling curvatures, descending in a pendulous manner...

hahah. that's funny, but not entirely true. I became fluent in leetspeak at the ripe old age of 29. all you need to do is play a MMORPG for about 6 months or so.

but don't play it longer...

doh!

(i won't admit that i just tried to click the link, myself)

In history, science has never resorted to arrest, torture, or execution of opponents whenever their hypotheses were challenged. Certainly, any reasonable man would not want to kill or torture...

wtf?

where is Lynx?

miley cyrus lol

i refuse to play your game.

i choose both.

.

hey pray for me too.

i got a whole list of stuff i'd like to get by June.

thanks

suppose there were another planet similar to earth in composition, temperature, and atmosphere.

(and given the bazillions of stars in the universe, the probability is quite high that, somewhere,...

maybe its a problem with ESL but i dont know WTF the OP is saying.

humanity will be reduced to scavaging and cannibalism. roving bands of blood cults will enslave others as catamites. women will be subjected to birthing babies as a food source.

why would you ever want to enable safe search? internet without noodz? maaaaan, that's about as fun as a box of ... er as fun as .... well look, that's just not any fun.

were you always...

tell me, what is the entire point of this thread?

besides being a means for some random internet guy to air out his creepy obsession for a female user, while simultaneously demonstrating that...

LOL WUT? is this a love letter to Narue?

well... damn. I just don't know what else to say (http://www.thewolfweb.com/photos/00505003.jpg).


.

W00T!!!!1

i got my star!!!!

now i can finally go to bed.

:P

on further review, I believe I have falsely accused Trav580 of being the culprit.

i see now, that multiple posts have been copied, not just TRAV's, and that they all the posts seem to appear on...

you know how some threads seem like a good idea late at night

... then later on in the light of day, they just seem kind of fail?

do ya?

or are you just smiling and nodding?

as omnivores, humans are adapted to eating both meat and vegetables. our digestive track has enzymes evolved specifically for breaking down animal fat and protiens.

that said, we don't have to...

sorry, folks, i didn't mean to come off sounding like such a dick.

truth is: i still have issues, and i'm exceedingly frustrated by this subject

especially by the paradoxical fact that i...

yeah, i know.... this account came free with a lvl 70 orc mage i bought on EBay.

:(

lets stare deeply into each others eyes for long moonlit walks on the beach!

MM PJM ND NS HWP ISO BI or G C or LDS BBW LD LS OK DDF a plus GSOH and SI for FTA send photo YMMV RTFM PEBCAK OMG LOL...

im kind of a moderate, so i guess i dress down the center.

HAY GUISE

there's a CHICK

with a NICE PUSSY

THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE

HA HA, I'M ON TEH INTERWEBS!!!!1