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Will Smith fights a robot conspiracy to break the "a robot can't harm a human" union rules.

Do get an understanding girlfriend you need to join a local church. She will teach you good manners and good English.

My father owns a lot of tobacco stock, please don't quit smoking!

If Chrome makes it's competition improve their product, it has succeeded!

God will punish smokers not for what they are doing to themselves, but for what they are doing to others.

It's free, how can it be buggy? Buggy software is only written by folks who want to make money on the many upgrades! :)

KDoiron, welcome to DaniWeb! I remember it was you that introduced me to Cole's Law.

While men die doing stupid things to satisfy the demands of their spouces, our nursing homes are filling up with feeble old biddies, barely a man in sight. Yes, women live longer than men.

In your case I would worry a lot. If your wife gets interested in computer programming, she could turn into a 'computer nun' and totally neglect you!

BTW, your wife wouldn't be a chain saw...

Okay, I am still a car buff, but I thought that sounded too Lithuanian.

Spending time with my family and my GF
Cooking
Walking

A surgical tool?

I am working on an expert system to replace our lying and cheating political leadership with a lying and cheating computer system. :)