There is no such thing as a psychic. Telekinesis has never been reliably demonstrated (i.e., it's hooey in my opinion), and mind-reading is an illusion; human beings just have a remarkable ability to...

"Some men are shallow jerks, some women are as well, and the best way to get through life is to not care so much about who you cannot get along with as about who you can befriend."
--Gabriel Shai...

Stick it in a computer at work or school and leave it for people to wonder about. Come back next week and see it's still there.

Make like the Mythbusters team would and fire it out of a flintlock...

Veni, vidi, voops! I came, I saw, I tripped.

--John of Darwin Awards (http://www.darwinawards.com)

How many Chelmites (fools) does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eight. One to screw in the new bulb, and seven to find some light to put in it.

How many imbeciles does it take to change a...