When I was a few years younger I played the "tsimbl"

I just checked my notebook computer and just about all the ports are female ports.

Maybe it will be Socialism that will kill us all.

Looks like one of those women on Fox News.

What do you mean if Bill Gates watches this link. He made the flash presentation himself. :)

Amazing what steroids can do for you when you are younger, but it all catches up when you get older!

I had Python in high school, it is a nice language for beginners.

Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support:

*"Do you have a sledgehammer handy?"
* "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
* "So, what are you wearing?"
* "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"...

Pepsi dark!

Never regret anything that made you smile!

I am a morning person just like my mother.
My mind is shot in the evening and is only good enough to watch sports on TV.

I like C#, but like to know more about IronPython that feeds into C#.

The overuse of antibiotics will eventually lead to very aggressive super bugs that cannot be treated any longer.

What happens in the barn stays in the barn.

If you feed me garbage,
I will sing a song of garbage.

A man walked through the woods and found a nice green frog. He put the frog into his pocket. The frog said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do...

A few slices of mango and passion fruit.

Some people even believe that here are angels. Why not ghosts?

Some of you think they have family problems, but listen to this bloke's story:
I married a widow whom I deeply loved. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my...

True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist.
Nor can it be hidden where it truly does.

Like the poet says, love is a mutual thing. If it's one sided, then it quickly turns into agony. A couple that truly loves each other doesn't need to exchange many words. I look at my mom and dad,...

It means that you have to understand a woman's body language, not just the words she is saying. There are lot's of men that have no clue when it comes to that. I am at least working on it.

You sound very much like a person that has never cultivated love. There is professional help out there for you. Seek it before it's too late and turn into a Chainy type creature.

Doesn't this short poem about love just melt your heart?



Note:
Sorry AD about the dragon slaying stuff, it's not my poem.

No man is truly married
until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.

Wonderful words, so really romantic, you must be an artist. Keep posting!

Japan is in a much worse economic crisis then the USA, so I guess their internet quality will suffer more.

I liked:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZEUNan_LhQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr3_DWCN43s&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSFmipc_60s&NR=1

Numerology is very interesting, but sort of stupid too!

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

I think of Barack Obama as a modern day Abe Lincoln!

As to Republican taxcuts, what are all those unemployed folks going to do with a taxcut?

You are of course correct, my sincere apologies.

Well, America was discovered by a Spanish fellow and named after an Italian fellow.

However, the Scottish are famous for their Irish dancing.

Also, Scotland is one of the few places on earth...

If you remove all that wind energy with wind turbines, would there be no wind?

This might be the reason we have all these school shootings by boys.

Q: "Why is a math book so sad?"
A: "smelborp ynam os sah ti esuaceB"

Thanks Ezzaral for your SkyNet reference!

What is a redistributionist?
Could be a person that distributes autoparts that...

A good example of evolution over a very short time span! You also have to look at evolution over a very large time span, let's say 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000! light years. I propose...

I find it strange that the same folks that scream about abortion as killing the unborn think is just fine to kill the born.

Does this grandfather ever think what happens to a 6 year old child's mind when the child is forced to watch an animal being killed, blood all over, then the killed animal is cut open and gutted...

Everytime McCain opens his mouth, it's "my friends" or "my friends" and sometimes even "my friends" or such. Who are these people and do they expect favors from him once elected?