The main reason parents don't want their minor-age kids to have sex is because sex between opposites produces babies. For a girl that will rune your life forever and ever. And guess who will get...

video (http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html) of a drunk trying to buy some more beer.

Technology and lack of physical exercise are the biggest contributors to why Americans are so fat. Just watch Biggest Loser and you will see men and women who weight 400+ lbs! Americans are so fat...

We have a lot of ghosts here in St Louis -- they even vote every election year :)

Johnny Cash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M89c3hWx3RQ)

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The moderators are alive and well. The OPs post was just too damed funny to warrent deletion. I wanted everyone to share in his humor. Sounds like it might be a good start to a winning game.

I've had enough of it because every little thing that happens I loose the sound. So tonight I got rid of it and went back to XP Pro. Glad I had duel booted the two operating systems because it was...

warning about the cooties (http://www.mktube.com/view/4/jjkjj/)

I'm from Mars. My wife is from Venus.

Never smoked or smelled pot, so I have no idea what it smells like. But I do like the smell of a good old fashioned bond fire or a fireplace. Some flavors of pipe smoke are good too, but you have...

Ok, I get it now, your post was so far down the line that it was difficult to know. Most people today in the western world get AIDS out of their own stupidity, not because something awful just...

Even many native-born English speakers have problems with the written language. I can't imagine how difficult it must be for others to attempt to communicate in some other language.

I love nurses -- the ones I met when I was in the hospital are great and competent people. I don't think I have met a bad nurse, but I have met what I consider lousy doctors (quacks). I think...