"Roses are reddish, violets are bluish. If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish."
-- Benny Hill

The Simpsons' hometown of Springfield was named after series creator Matt Gronig's hometown of Springfield Oregon.

Twice in two months ain't bad at all!

"The malignant neglect of the last twelve years has led to breakdown of our country's immune system, environmentally, culturally, politically, spiritually and physically.”
-- Barbara Streisand

“War is never economically beneficial except for those in position to profit from war expenditures.”
-- Ron Paul

“Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.”
-- Bill Gates

"Innovation has nothing to do with how many R&D dollars you have. When Apple came up with the Mac, IBM was spending at least 100 times more on R&D. It's not about money. It's about the people you...

The usual, gefilte fish, sliced tomatoes and freshly ground pepper.

The reason Microsoft was more successful than Apple had a lot to do with hardware. Apple used a Motorola CPU for many years and Microsoft wrote their OS for an Intel CPU. Intel simply out-designed...

e^(pi * i) + 1 = 0
is known as Euler's Identity, has remarkable mathematical beauty.

It contains three basic arithmetic operations of addition, multiplication, and exponentiation. Also links five...

Since the only thing that 22/7 has in common with PI is 3.14, you can also remember that using Albert Einstein's birthday of March 14th.

I wish you good luck!

A toasted bagel with salmon shmear and raspberry hot chocolate.

Actually 22/7 is pretty crude. The Chinese Approximation of pi is much better. Simply use 355/113. You can remember this by looking at the first three odd integers written this way 113355.

French fries and a hamburger at a friend's house. Washing all of that down with an oat stout.

We use Dell computers in the laboratory, very good machines even in this tough environmet. Yes, HP and Compaq belong together, and yes their quality has been questionable.

A stream of particles, mostly electrons and protons, manage to escape the sun's gravity due to their high kinetic energy. This solar wind could do quite a bit of damage, but is deflected by the...

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.
-- François-Marie Arouet a.k.a. Voltaire

Chicken strips marinated with red wine, mushrooms, soy souce and garlic over pasta.

Maybe ten years from now.

I am surprised the Klingons had no F. Imagine a language without F words!

Being young is a fault which improves daily.
-- 4,000

Someone who lies for you will also lie against you.
-- 3,999

Clean your own yard first before asking others to clean theirs.
-- Bosnian Proverb

Happy nations have no history.

In the end a needle weighs heavy.

Truth seldom finds a home.

Never let what you don't know disturb your faith in what you do know.

He who excuses himself, accuses himself.

A bad workman always blames his tools.

Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.

"Had I known" is a poor man.

Patience is a tree whose root is bitter, but its fruit is very sweet.
-- APS motto

Darn, another meaningless question!

Here I though I would stimulate somebody's thought process.

Two eggs over easy and fried potatoes and onions. A mug of breakfast stout.

So the Earth is getting a little warmer (maybe), that has happened before without human activity holding the blame. If the ocean surface gets larger, some of us can simply live on floating islands. ...

"Agua que no has de beber, déjala correr"
(direct: "Water you are not going to drink, let it run")
(indirect: "Let go of ill feelings.")
-- Mexican proverb

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If time has no start and no end, what was before the Big Bang?

What would the advantages be to live on mars?

A typical Thanksgiving dinner, soyburger and acorn squash.