You fall into a time portal within the vending machine, that throws you chaotically through space-time to 1608h yesterday, just after you made post 497. Subsequently, the only negative effect of...

You get a PC from the future running Windows 3025 "This is much better than W3024, honest" Edition.

I put in the "n" from enviroment.

You get a Zebra

I put in a table

Due to some crazy acoustic resonance you get the pop group AH-HA

Having already put in the EpIV Death Star, I now put in a "fully operational battlestation", namely the EpVI DS (plus free ewok...

You get a geostationary tennis ball.

I put in a Broken Arrow.

You get a ring pull

I put in an empty can a few mins later

161

grrr, 15th Edit, to get this in capitols

CLIX

(16th edit, ok, I got it, but why can't you use capitols in the first word of your text, and why does it make you think you might be able to in...

You respawn after getting hit on the head by Mr White with a lead pipe in the dining room.

I put in stolen files for 3D mmorpg - Cludo Online

You get your "donkey" handed to you in a two minute long game of speed chess with Arnold Schwarzenegger who threatens "I'll be back" for a game of Draughts.

I put in a petri dish of Bacti

You get magically transferred to a world built from Buscuits, sweets and chocolate, much similar to that from Hansel and Grettle, and suffer a mild headache from the lack of a balanced diet.

I put...

You get a rubber ball that keeps bouncing back for more

I put in a "Your the BOSS" coffee mug.

You get a Gold Medal in the Luge

I put in a snowman

You get a Birthday Cake

I put in a microwave

You get the keys to the Death Star, er, ..., I mean The Moon.

I put in an Astro Droid containing the plans to said Moon.

You get a Super Intelligent Monkey called George

I put in a "Team"; Office Motivational Picture

(Zemmel-Just a nice Bread Roll - no google results. In all, a good ol' Hotdog to you).

never see Julie

You get a pimped up ride

I put in three French Hens.

Party up funny illogical noses.

You get Frodo Baggins

I put in a Dell GX280 SFF

(sry, Brachtwurst)

expressed George oddly.

fast food chain --> Burger, hmmm

in your place of work --> bored

station --> position

sit upon fuzzy Reindeer Bells

You get a Agatha Cristie : And Then There Were None PC game

I put in a Brachstwurst in Zemmel, (yuumm)

NASA-->Space

from watching King

sit upon large bouncy people

You get two X1800XT with Crossfire Mobo

I put in two Swedish blondes

apeish, in every

step over small senior citizens

back at home,

step over eighty bricks

( how did this get from seven words, to four, should restart with the original - The blue bead was round and big. )

question-->curiosity

You get a plastic cup of liquid, which is almost, but not quite, entirely like tea.

I put in a 3 Wood.

You get a copyright infringement

I put in a dozen Granny Smiths, ( there apples).

he has drunk

When we eventually

, it's size alone,