I still fail to see any scientific proof that man can change this. Al Gore used bad science.

The current consensus of real scientists (not the political scientists Gore has allied with him) is...

Sorry about the flowers and shrubs, honey. GPS is accurate to only 6 feet.

The real money worshipers are Congressmen, who keep stealing more of our money for their nefarious purposes. That's why nobody has enough left to give to the church.

The ones I worry about are the ones who expect government to do everything for them.

Here is a list of rules (with annotations) that me and a couple of friends made a while back. By the way, if anyone has something like Women rules for men please post it here. Also if I left anything...

Then why is it that my mother complains if I leave the lid up, but the seat down, and my girlfriend complains if I leave the both the seat and lid down?

Try turning on the light first. Then you...

It was not written hundreds of years after it happened. The Bible is a collection of records and letters written by many people over many hundreds of years. Most of these events were written down as...

It also depends on who made the cartoons.

I like nearly all of the WB cartoons. But I am sad to learn that my most favorite of the WB cartoons ("Hare-um Scare-um") no longer exists.

The early...

I don't want ANY of the remaining candidates. All of them are promising things that will make basic living expenses cost even more.

Our economic problems are caused by too much government.

It's a "future car", but what KIND of a future car? And when was it made?

I just saw this:

HANG UP AND DRIVE!

Considering that it was made in 1928 (a hint) it is currently unavailable.

Since I am on Geocities, the image would become "currently unavailable" if my website exceeds its download quota. Wait...

I'd say it is more likely the lab got the samples mixed up.

Considering that the two richer ones don't live in a country with a lot of tax, the question is moot.

It also doesn't matter, because there are so few rich people that even taxing them 100 percent...

I don't like what the last IE upgrade did to Windows.

It changed all of the icons in My Documents so they look like little documents, with the original icon shrunk down so tiny that you can't tell...

The local cable access channel. Not only do they put some obscene material on it, but they put it on the channel we need to run our VCRs and DVD players on. This means that if the player shuts off...

Pollen.

That depends on whether your answers are based on science, speculation, liberalism, or a hatred of certain religious beliefs.

You will not change my religious beliefs, if that is your intent....

But what if God was using a library, such as the ones programmers use?

OK, what's this?

http://geocities.com/midimagic@sbcglobal.net/autort2.jpg

What's this?

whatsis (http://geocities.com/midimagic@sbcglobal.net/futurcar.jpg)

A paradox that disproves random chance as the origin of life:

Two elements are needed for self-reproducing life:

1. The DNA with the instructions on it.
2. The ribosome, to read the DNA and...

Push the Scroll Lock key on someone's computer when they are not looking, and watch what happens.

You can also set Word to print in mirror printing to make T-shirt transfers.

That reminds me of the fake DOS program I wrote 20 years ago.

No matter what you did, it gave the error message:

BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.

and then it printed a C:\ prompt and waited for...

I have had the following bumper stickers over the years:

BUMPER STICKER

Stop Honking. I'm Pedaling as fast as I can.

(Two stickers, one cut in half, put on after the 55 speed limit:)
NIX ON...

Portable holes.

Jonathan Archer.

There were 6 Star Trek series (and 6 captains):

Star Trek (James Kirk, Christopher Pike)
Star Trek Log (animated - James Kirk)
Star Trek, The Next Generation (Jean Luc...

Actually, if cities were designed for automobiles, we wouldn't have the traffic problems we have.

Most cities were originally designed with the following two factors uppermost:

- Rectangular...

Where there's a will, there's a lawyer's bill.

I can't see how a data format can have a security hole in it, unless code can be embedded in data files.

I was thinking I would like to see an Obama vs Huckabee race. Then Kennedy endorsed Obama, destroying the good points he had.

The purpose of letting companies have more money is so they can HIRE more. The Democrats think only government can create jobs (which government has no power to do at all).



What is needed is...

The problem is that government gets the majority (72%) of the money. So the government is "the rich."

Robin Hood didn't rob the rich to give to the poor. He stole back repressive taxes from a greedy government.

You know the username and password are too long when you can't log in without making a typo.

I wish they had broken Microsoft into baby Bills. Bill Gates is behind the upgrade rush.



I don't call breaking good software you paid for being "for the good of the average consumer." The...

Here is where the fraud comes in, in a hypothetical example:

Suppose I suddenly need a new program, Blerzal.

Blerzal costs $75. But it runs on only Windows Vista, and requires Excel 2007 to use...

I can't. You drove all of the software producers that make what I need out of business.



I like new software too. What I don't like is having to replace half of the software I already PAID FOR...

Most of them spend the money because they can't keep using the internet, or some ISP or university system, without the upgrade.



It is not optional if your ISP says you must upgrade or lose...