Looks good.

I've only ever used linux distro's for testing stuff on, now mainly through vmware.

I've remained with windows xp because of the software really. For protection all I do is run sygate personal...

I'd definitely like to get more into python.

I only ever used it once to use one of their excel to csv conversion scripts which was mega easy to code. Plus you can turn the script into a stand...

> You put your bra on backwards again dear!

Yeah, once I put it on backwards I couldn't take it off!

Why are bras so difficult to unhook? They should come with like a user manual or something....

> I guarantee you don't have to worry about that?

Thanks for caring. I can now see what Sturm sees in you ( Sorry the Dude told me to say it - *ducks and hides* ) :cool:

>The best thing to do is just to grab every chick's ass as you walk by.. This way, you get to try out which ass you like best. Once you find something you like, then ask her out

Nice idea, but it...

>What should JBennet do to find a girl?

I think Bennet sees himself as some sort of humanitarian, someone who can change the world. He comes across as being a thinker as opposed to being...

It is a little know fact that blond girls can only hop on their left leg.

I only have the expensive stuff when I'm at the cinema, (sometimes), otherwise I like vanilla ice cream. I can't stand chocolate icecream.

My New Year's resolution is to be more considerate to others.

>how can you drink tea or coffee? that's just gross. alcohol must be sick too. i actuall have never had tea, coffee or alcohol, and probably never will.

Well over here in the UK, we drink tea or...

you can't beat a good old fashioned cup of tea!

There's so many I can't remember them all,

Like when I first joined I couldn't stand the code tags being coloured green. Now I miss 'em :(

When you introduced Latex, that was a nice idea, and...

I agree with josh.

I read the first page of the Lord of the Rings then put it down. I have a low attention span. :D

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy...

Ugly Bus
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to...

>And I haven't seen the Da Vinci code, because, well... you know why lol.

Please tell us why? LOL

Imho = IN my humble opinion

I'm with Chrissy on this one.

SOS, you always talk about your pain and only you know about it, so I'm not gonna patronise you although I was tempted :) .

I have come to realise there are two...

It looks like you got a lotta pirated software there. :cheesy:

Me too, but I was cutting chili peppers before and forgot to wash my fingers...

Allright here's what I want you to do - while sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your...