You get an eye patch

I put in converting a string to an int

You get a kiteshield

I put in my RuneScape Dragon Battleaxe and Obsidian Shield

You get World Of Warcraft

I put in RPGs (games, not weapons :) )

You get a system format

I put in my brand new Sgt Bilko DVD (the series, not the rubbish movie)


*Wow, it was so hard not to write something dirty for that Trojan one.

You poorly editted celebrity filth

I put in the 5 minutes left before hometime

You get the new British £20 note

I put in Exceptions

You get a Muppet

I put in .Net 3.0

daniweb -> forum

You get a damp rug

I put in Web2.0

You get you<christina

I put in England fans

tom and jerry -> cartoon

Dredd -> Judge

smelly -> cheese

blank page - writers block

You get an overpriced theme park

I put in my girlfriend

You get the hand of death

I put in my weekend being spoilt by work

You get h4x00red, l33t style!

I put in chavs

You get a hoover

I put in Stormount

You get sleeping pills and a bottle of vodka

I put in moldy cheese covered in olive oil

You get 'Shook Me All Night Long' by AC/DC

I put in my work

You get a sleeping bag

I put in podcasts

You get salt

I put in a fish cake

You get a handful of very angry homeless sea creatures, mutated by chemical dumping, that are thirsty for your blood.

I put in TV licence fees

You get out an act of international terrorism

I put in a tired developer

you get answers

I put in Bill Hicks

You get a pack of 20 Mayfair

I put in a Punt

You get a virii

I put in Ricky Gervais

You get out a used mousetrap

I put in Vista

You get a label

I put in DirectX

You get hatemail

I put in America

You loose it and blood pours everywhere

I put in Iraq

You get an error

I put in a bugless program

You get a pint of house vodka

I put in stilton

You get fat hips

I put in a George Best £5 note

You get a mars bar

I put in the phrase "LOLz"

You get glue

I put in a small lit firework

You get countless exceptions thanks to sloppy code

I put in a large blow up sheep