Youtube "Larry Goes to the Market". It's a truly first-class short film MADE ENTIRELY from the footage of that dude. It made me LOL.

I am looking to buy a new PC, but have no idea what to get. I want a desktop that is suitable for both gaming and work, and preferably not a Dell. Does anyone have recommendations for me vis a vis...

Ostriches have been known to eat metal.



This suggests that they can see the metal and know what it is, but are just too dumb to think about whether or not it's a good idea.

I'm not sure if this is still true, but when my dad went to the University of Illinois (in the '80s), either Champaign or Urbana had a law on their books requiring all monsters to be out of town by...

One great shirt I saw someone wearing at a Steak and Shake:

>cd pub
>more beer

If you say "elephant" over and over again, it invariably turns into "fintella".
Take a look at these fintsella:
Clicky!!! (http://www.deepscience.com/justsilly/fun006.html)

How long was it?

Could be...
This (http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/05/02/japanese-gamers-draw-customers-with-er-boobs/) is a weird one...

Ya know, fierykido, you're getting pretty ad hominem on me. Who are you, Rush Limbaugh??? (I don't actually think you are, pseudoscience doesn't seem to be how he rolls.) But if *you* were...

Not only did Willy the Shake come up with coumpound nouns (like "bedroom" or "stovepipe"), he also coined the following terms: hush, puke, anchovy, bandit, manager, glow, alligator, mimic, useless,...

1.21 Gigawatts!!!

I agree with the above skeptics. Ya know, you talk a lot ("There's lots of evidence...) but you never seem to give one reference to anthing except that one site.

There is no such thing as a psychic. Telekinesis has never been reliably demonstrated (i.e., it's hooey in my opinion), and mind-reading is an illusion; human beings just have a remarkable ability to...

Where in the Sharia, Hadith, or Koran does it say anything about that??? Suppose it's a women's-only hotel???

Hey! Put that in the "What Bumper Sticker Would Your Car Wear?" thread. (Kidding!;))
...but good one!

Speaking of viruses, some author or other has written a few zombie books (including World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War). In these books, there is a virus called Solanum that turns humans...

I had a sub in High School frosh bio class who kept telling us that viruses were alive.

Fun fact: According to the Mayans, the world will end the day before I reach the legal drinking age in my...

In my town of Evanston (IL, not WY) it is illegal to go bowling. Also to skip in a bathing suit.
And in Atlanta, GA, it is illegal to tie a giraffe (Giraffa camelopardis) to a telephone pole (Kahniu...

Sarcophagus and carnivore mean the same thing: flesh eater. One is Greek and the other is Latin

No duh...
President Garfield could read a letter in English and simultaneously write two copies in two other languages, one with each hand. Why can't our President today do that?

I can assure you that this is true:

I am on the Math Team at my high school, and while doing some logarithm practice, my coach told me about one notoriously malevolent problem that had come up on...

Just as did kdoiron, I heard that the QWERTY setup was billed as a preventer of jammed keys. This did in effect happen because it took typists a while to adjust from the old ABC configuration. By the...

Yep, fun pranks. What is the funniest situation involving one of the two that you have personally been in?
I'll start: I Rickrolled the fiendish principal of my middle school...at the school office...

How about making a thread against that and the atrocities in Tibet...basically reprimand China

By the time you finish reading this, I will be obso%&l%&e%&t%&e

Please consult the manual to find out what is broken today.

C++ no work, i do basic only, sry

Press Ctrl-Alt-F4-Delete to...

Save Trees: Plant a Bush Back in Texas

Murphy's Law: If something can go wrong, it will.

"Spigot" is a funny word.

I believe you have my stapler.

Evolution...how about that classic example of those finches Darwin discovered???
And if an omniscient creator (whose name rhymes with Todd) *had* created everything, would He have allowed humans to...

The worst joke I can think of (which I made up myself):
Q. What's green and has a talk show in the garden?
A. Okra Winfrey!!! *snort*
...I crack myself up sometimes...but don't worry, this is not...

I am a high school junior. Last year in my English (as in lit, not ESL) class, four or five students were caught cheating on a quiz. Not only did they all have *very* similar wording on some of the...

DimaYasny, since you hail from the great land of Ireland (and I flip the bird to anyone who confuses Ireland and Scotland), I shall refer you to the Darwin Awards:...

Dogs have dog breath. Cats, however, have fishbreath, which suggests that breath is better described by the eaten items than by the breath's owner. Ergo, it is indeed a dog-eat-dog world out there....

I shall quote the Evanston Chem/Phys class of 2008:
A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Ian Finder, please do not kill me for posting that.

How about the old "Press any key" joke?
I wonder if people ever did call in looking for the "any" key???

"Some men are shallow jerks, some women are as well, and the best way to get through life is to not care so much about who you cannot get along with as about who you can befriend."
--Gabriel Shai...

Stick it in a computer at work or school and leave it for people to wonder about. Come back next week and see it's still there.

Make like the Mythbusters team would and fire it out of a flintlock...

Not even going to answer; she would KILL ME!
(Plus we're both teenagers, so I'd get in trouble with Big Brother Sam).

Lucky me, I have both.

With the record amount* of vacation time GWB takes, I think he should have come up with SOME sort of funny gag in his spare time...

*over 400 days!**
**number of hours: OVER NINE THOUSAND!

I take offense at people of any religion who go around trying to convert people. Putting it on national television just gives them extra attention.