An apple turnover and a cup of hot chocolate.

I went to the C++ forum, but nothing happened. :)

Which Computer Language would you like to know more about, or even start to learn?

Probably one of those many pop up ads, or the ghost of Dani Web.

I like nutella, a chocolaty hazelnut spread, sort of like a much improved peanut butter.

All animals are equal, but some are tastier.

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Frank Barkow

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-- Oscar Wilde

The { and } keys.

The Bible is full of rules to live by, not secret code!

If someone claims to have discovered secret code, then it is only to pull ignorant folks nose for financial gain or influence peddling.

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to...

Sooner or later some engineers will manage to create a smart robot. Smart enough to consider humans as a pest.

It's time again to poll the well educated folks at DaniWeb about the possible cause of the end of humanity on earth.

Computers are definitely female, here are the male reasons:
1) Most men who have one don't understand them.
2) Amongst themselves they talk in an incomprehensible language at high speed.
3) You...

If they ask for money up front, then it is most likely a ripoff!

Wow and ouch, debasisdas!
Glad you missed that, maybe a paperless society is your goal now?

The power drinks that you can get in many stores here can have up to 800 mg caffeine in them, and some students swig down 2 or 3 of those before an exam. That would be the equivalent of 12 - 15 cups...

A couple were going out for the evening. They were ready, even had the dog put outside. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don’t want the dog shut...

Sounds like a real adventure! Hope you don't fall into the rebels' hands or get arrested by the corrupt law enforcers. Don't drink the water!

I don't eat it, and don't know anybody that eats it. I do step in it on occasion, that is disgusting enough!

If you watched the response given by the Governor of Louisiana a few days ago, you wonder if there is evolution.

Thanks for the lead AD, there are a whole slew of other rather funny banned commercials! I like the girl on the copier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI2y4s3vzgk&NR=1

Q: "Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?"
A: "To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service."

A building full of lawyers was held hostage. The bad guys threatened that, until all their demands were met, they would release one lawyer every hour.

My father owns a lot of tobacco stock, please don't quit smoking!

It would be very hard to screw it up any worse than Bush.

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it.

You are almost there!

John McCain finally clear on the US economy:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=186055&title=mccain-returns-to-washington

Drinking a bottle of beer a day helps to reduce the chance of kidney stones by 40%.

Scientific American Magazine
A Solar Grand Plan
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=a-solar-grand-plan

Solar power plants could supply 69 percent of the U.S.’s electricity and 35 percent of its...

Correct! You won the door price!

Q: "Why do cemeteries have fences around them?"
A: "ni teg ot gniyd era elpoep esuaceb"

Typical official communications between Canadians and their neighbours to the South.

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."

Canadians: "Recommend...

Q: "What did the blond fellow say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag?"
A: " 'Debbie' ... that's cute. What did you name the other one?''

Did you hear about the welfare doll?

You wind it up and it doesn't work.

Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don't think they're jokes!

If a man makes three correct consecutive guesses, does that make him an expert?

Google is just a search engine, it does not verify its collection of data. So there is a huge amount of hogwash you can find there.

Nope, they are called moneybag bankers.

Higher petrol prices will cure obesity.