Seen on a t-shirt:

(front)
Sex instructor

(back)
First lesson free


Also seen on a t-shirt,

A guy sits in his kitchen at 3 AM staring at the table and looking like he's about to burst into tears.
His wife comes in and finds him there.

She asks him: "What's wrong, dear?"
He replies:...

Cognitive dissident?

Sounds like a spy movie...

(Same way as "Escape from a planet Sane" would sound like SF)

I used to live in communism, so I should know a thing or two about it.

I was once told by one professor that "Communism is just too advanced for human minds".. in a sense that it is the humans...

There is no solution. There are only ways to deal with the situation on the individual level, and that would be to face the music and to show some responsibility. Giving up baby for an adoption is at...

“Animales racionales”, (or, as I like to call it, human animals) are the ones that don't do justice to human race.

We are, nevertheless, part of the animal realm, but comparing humans with...

Hehe.

I think that it is obvious of what your point is, and you shouldn't apologize for what you say. It is only common sense and fundamental philosophy of what is right and what is wrong that justifies...

I will not say anything "interesting" for you, nor go away at your command.

I'm simply observing and speaking my mind.

You two should meet in real world and resolve those issues once and for...

Face it, man. You are still playing.

Abortion is only one of the self-centered acts that humans do. And it is not the worst of them. At least "abortion" sounds somewhat technical, civilized.. a routine if you like. With abortion there...

That reminds me of "The Oblivion" (a.k.a. "The Elder Scrolls 4") and "Dark Messiah of Might & Magic"... Great stuff.

Polybius

I'll quote UB40:

"Red, red wiiiiiine...."

Kinda Dorky Non-Nerd

If I did, mods would shut down this thread.

*snif- snif*

I smell a photoshop ;-)


P.S. You might be good with swords, but I'm VIRTUOSO!

^^Somebody here has allot of time and not much to do... or isn't quite honest.

Whatta dumb game.

I eat food and drink liquid. Not just water.

He made Boo mad. He should apologize. He was insulting, not funny.

They look what they look like, but they taste good and are traditional sweets. Not something that should be regarded as vomit....

Ancient, you should apologize.

Yup... a sort of doughnuts...

Please do, please do.

*opens his mouth wide*

P.S. no chocolate

What about cake?

hehe


Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a...

Where's the cake?

LOL. The answer would be leg. My leg.

I think, that if you ask a shark "Booty or brain?", the answer would be "Yes."

Don't worry, nobody messes with a shark.

Hmm... Booty is a limb of some sort.... still hanging on the topic.

He he, "booty or brains" have a different sound to it now.

... and you become the SHAAAAAARK! Thassit. No parties, no presents, no public speaches, no nothing. Not even ppl screaming when they see you swim. That Jaws movie is a hoaks! Hoaks, I tellya!

You got flu?

Looks (http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/large.asp?id=1527997&p=0&hof=1&q=personality+test) like a dog.

;-)

Wrestling + hugs = cracked bones

I hope you have strong bones (http://www.daniweb.com/forums/member117145.html) JB...

Dr. Jackyl and Mrs. Hyde? he, he...

In my book, honesty goes a long way. Longer than any looks or brains.

Then she is, or you aren't. Any way around, you're a match.:twisted:

I think that there are many more qualities in a person. I say all of them.