Ok: here's what you should do:

1) Hit CTRL+ALT+DELETE. If you are running windows XP/2000, hit processes, then look for a running process called PI Monitor.exe and stop it. If you're running...

No problem.

The point is special commands like Help, Udo, Redo, New, Open, Close, etc are on the buttons (but none of them seem to work for me!).

It's perfectly possible that (like mine) your keyboard has an F lock key. Try pressing that, then try again.

By default (on mine) the function lock is off, which means the print screen key turns...

Well, no, because a Pentium 3 isn't a Pentium 4...
Um... you could try it I suppose.

BTW: ghz = processor speed, gb = hard drive capacity

Here's how to fix that:

Switch to 'classic' view on Control Panel and open up Regional and Language options. Click Customize.

Then, under Time, change time format from HH:mm:ss to 'h:mm:ss...

Perhaps, a more stable solution would be:

@echo off
echo Please wait, deleting temp files...
cd %temp%
echo This may take a while, depending on how long since you last did this.
del *.* /Q...

What do you mean? Windows File Protection is a service, not a program that you can run.

If it's coming up every time you reboot, chances are you've got a virus which tries to change critical...

To turn off Error Reporting:
Click Start, then Run. Type services.msc. In the window that appears, scroll down the list until you see a service called Error Reporting Service. Double click it. ...