Forum: Geeks' Lounge May 4th, 2008 |
| Replies: 419 Views: 45,251 Funny lines from Cricket:
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"Whatever talent the team management has seen in Raina, the youngster has done well to conceal it on the... |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge May 4th, 2008 |
| Replies: 419 Views: 45,251 Although we follow scrum now, I can never forget the good ol' waterfall.. :) |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge May 4th, 2008 |
| Replies: 419 Views: 45,251 The 1st Affair :
A married man was having an affair with his secretary... ....One day they went her place and made love all afternoon... ....Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8... |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge May 4th, 2008 |
| Replies: 419 Views: 45,251 A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe with a sign... |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge May 4th, 2008 |
| Replies: 419 Views: 45,251 A blond walks into a bar all alone on Monday and orders 3 mugs; sits in a corner and drinks it. Next Monday she does the same, and so the next one.
Finally one Monday bartender asks what's it all... |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Jul 27th, 2007 |
| Replies: 419 Views: 45,251 An English teacher is teaching kids new words. As an exercise she gives an assignment to all kids to learn a new word from the dictionary and use it in a sentence.
Next day she asks Harry "So Harry... |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Jul 26th, 2007 |
| Replies: 419 Views: 45,251 Hope I am not breaking the rules of "keep it clean".. :) |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Jul 26th, 2007 |
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Forum: Geeks' Lounge Jul 26th, 2007 |
| Replies: 419 Views: 45,251 Sometimes when i reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink... |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Jul 26th, 2007 |
| Replies: 419 Views: 45,251 Here is something they claim is shown in classrooms (of IIM-A - Indian Institute of Mgmt - Ahmedabad)..
I think it's a joke..
It's good none-the-less.. |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Jul 26th, 2007 |
| Replies: 503 Views: 30,114 So then, when's this one getting over.. ? still waiting for next one.. |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Jul 11th, 2007 |
| Replies: 503 Views: 30,114 Would be nice if you can announce the next tourney in this thread (i've subscribed to it :))..
No games are posted @bracketmaker.com.. are they published anywhere.. ?
For less than 32 players it... |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Jul 11th, 2007 |
| Replies: 503 Views: 30,114 Just saw this thread, is it done? going on? can I join.. ? |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Jun 29th, 2007 |
| Replies: 600 Views: 46,336 Hmm, so it seems like there are lotsa "nice" smokers around.. :).
Just the same way I tried saying that even though there are times when smokers are smoking in their smoking corners, and still ppl... |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Jun 28th, 2007 |
| Replies: 600 Views: 46,336 Couldn't help notice such an interesting thread.. :)..
as a smoker I also have a few things to add..
NOT true. My granpa was the only one in my family (ALL his descendants) who smoked. In fact no... |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Jun 18th, 2007 |
| Replies: 30 Views: 4,103 Am on level 6.. :) took about 10 minutes to get there after the KlueLess experience.. |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Jun 18th, 2007 |
| Replies: 1 Views: 1,553 PS: You'll find many blogs with hints etc. But beware of spoiler blogs that have the answers. |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Jun 18th, 2007 |
| Replies: 1 Views: 1,553 Donno how many of you know abt this but it's one of the best time pass I've come across..
Created by some of IIM-I guys (Indian Institute of Management - Indore) it is simply-too-good..
Original... |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Apr 26th, 2007 |
| Replies: 35 Views: 8,520 Yeah, me too.. but I'm improving..
I also earned some orange for posting C++ solution to a Java problem.. :$ of course it was unintetional.. :'( |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Apr 26th, 2007 |
| Replies: 5 Views: 1,199 If you talk of performance I can assure you C++ beats Java..
We're in GSM network element development so performance is of utmost importance, we've tried both (C++/Java) and concluded that Java is... |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Apr 26th, 2007 |
| Replies: 5 Views: 1,199 A friend in my company recently attended a training titled "LSSD in Java" (LSSD = Large Scale Software Development). The trainer is a guy whom all of us (who attended his other trainings) consider a... |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Apr 18th, 2007 |
| Replies: 17 Views: 2,151 They never quit.. Here is the one I got.. :)
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From: Miss Bridgette Zike
From: Bitte
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17 Minutes Ago
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Forum: Geeks' Lounge Apr 4th, 2007 |
| Replies: 84 Views: 7,538 Nice thread.. If ppl can also add a bit of review on a scale of 0-5 it would help..
Last I saw was 300.. It's the Troy/Alexander kinda theme.. I'll give it a 4.. The -1 is for the way movie winds... |
Forum: Geeks' Lounge Mar 29th, 2007 |
| Replies: 4 Views: 810 Nice one. Here is the one with quotes..
#include <nonsense.h>
#include <lies.h>
#include <spyware.h> /* Microsoft Network Connectivity library */
#include <process.h> /* For the court of law... |