ROFL

My knees are now flabby so I don't need to hide them anymore.



Why the hell not?

You're amazed by this? You must not be as smart as I thought you were :P

Are you a scientologist?

Since this seems to be the narcissistic You-Tube video thread... here is mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkrVnfHsmK8

This is not true. I might act nice to jbennet, maybe, but that's all part of my master plan.

Why?

Your beautiful hands turn me on...

I'm going to make it so dry for you.

Citation needed.

Let me summarize the situation here: You're all idiots. Get over yourselves.

Who are participants.

So if you don't have any chinese restaurants in town but a bunch of people want to eat chinese food, it's okay for them to force restaurants to make chinese food?

Smoking in restaurants only harms people that choose to participate.........

> It is the smoker's right to smoke, and my right to enjoy a restaurant without having to endure smoke.

No it is not! You don't have this right. This is a completely made up right. I thought...

> And here's an idea. If you think that everyone has a right to smoke and it doesn't hurt anyone then why don't we legalize marijuana too?

Um, we should legalize marijuana. Why should it be...

> Unfortunately there are four flaws in your little story. One: Sunlight only causes cancer under certain circumstances as in far too much exposure.

One: This is where you lose your mind. Second...

THE ADVENTURES OF ALYSSA P. HAIRYLEGS: EPISODE 1

A group of people decided to meet together in some building and enjoy some great food made by a neighbor of theirs. They all smoke and they're all...

Wait a second: if you don't like cigarette smoke so much, why is your favorite restaurant the one that has smoke lingering in the air? Are you retarded, or do you just get off by acting that way...

Are you so full of yourself that you think it's your place to dictate how other people live their lives?

This is certainly posted in the wrong room, but that's no sin.

You mean that the OS is drawing stuff on your screen at a ninety-degree angle? That is, if you rotated your screen by ninety...

Ah! I was wondering if I was reading that wrong :)

In my high school, a referral meant that the kid got in trouble. This does not necessarily mean he did anything wrong.