Cooked apple slices in caramel sauce.

Python3
import antigravity

I have heard that the first prize is a weekend at a secret location. The second prize is a whole week at the same secret location.

A handful of dark chocolate covered Macadamia nuts from Trader Joe.

No holidays at the beach on Mars?

Oprah is actually a typo. Her parents wanted to use the biblical name Orpah, but the midwife couldn’t spell too well, so it became Oprah.

Please vote for jbennet, he is such a cute looking lad!

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
-- Jack Benny

Xmas dances and music

A typical Italian meal

Better not sorry then not safe

Big Bangs happen all the time. We are just too far way to observe them. I wonder what the opposite of a Big Bang is?

Chicken nuggets with beer.

It easier to make fun of something you don't understand, than trying to understand it.

For instance a frequent phrase used by US politicians:
"The Canadian and British Health Care System is a...

"Dutch treat" in Holland is
"op zijn Amerikaans"
("in an American way")

Don't get even!
Get odd!

Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.

A mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open.
-- Jesse Ventura

"Cap'n Crunch's Peanut Butter Crunch" cereal with whole milk.

The reality is that most students will use a Windows OS notebook because the games they buy work on Windows only. Now students in computer science, engineering and medical sciences, that are used to...

The best selling beer in the world used to be "Bud Light", the really watery stuff from Budwiser. However in November 2008 is was toppled by a Chinese beer called "Snow".

The monthly beer...

On a notebook that you take from class to class, Windows Vista is simply unacceptable since it takes at least five minutes to boot up and just about the same to shut down. I hope Windows 7 offers...

The problem is that North Korea is the least computerized nation on this planet. If all the inhabitants would have access to the internet, there would not be "Ruler-for-live".

I had "Monster Ale" and "Bigfoot Ale", those are barley wine style ales that have IBUs as hight as 90. Not for wimps!

A lot of common US beers range from 10 to 30 IBUs, because hops are expensive.

Just in the news:
North Korea's military is behind a series of cyber attacks against South Korean and U.S. websites that slowed or disabled access by saturating them with traffic this week, a South...

Actually, I stayed the long weekend at the new 'M' Casino in Las Vegas, the first casino you see as you drive in from California. Very nice rooms, fantastic food, music, dancing, swimming, sunning...

TAXPAYER'S LAMENT

Tax his cow, Tax his goat;
Tax his pants, Tax his coat;
Tax his crop, Tax his work;
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt;
Tax his chew, Tax his smoke (now ain't that the truth);...

Sweet and sour chicken on rice. A Sunkist orange soda.

There is no MS Earth or they would do it.

I drink to that! I like my beer with a higher IBU than old wash water Coors.

And you think MS isn't spying on your OS activities? Get real!

There is a much higher chance that your luggage ends up at another airport!

My little Aspire1 came with XP installed. God bless it!

But the basic problem with any Windows OS, it's like Swiss Cheese to malware attacks.

In complete darkness we are all the same, it is only our knowledge and wisdom that separates us.
-- Janet Jackson

The burn unit at the hospital I work has received large donations from Michael. He was a great man in every way!

Why, it would taste like Jello.

Did you do your slightest bit of independent research on that?

Members of the Raelian sect believe the human soul dies when the body dies, believe in recreating individuals from their own genetic...

Let's see if the Omron Smile Scan system works on holders of State of California short term debts and bonds. California has started pay off with I.O.U.'s rather than actual money.

Oh that Aia!
Will she save America?

I failed to be amazed!