Nice is the man who goes out of his way to help the man in need.

Mac --> Steve Jobs

infinity / infinity = 1...

.. times 400 = 400.

tweaked

white wine

windows or mac

RED...

glue or tape?

no(?!)

do you like bush?

weekend

Windows Vista Ultimate -->
Expensive and useless

0 / 0 = undefined

(really, i never got this, since 0 over anything equals 0, but yeah)

recipe, you will

wealth

gold or silver

flap

Here lies no hope.

tan(-100) = 5.67

Izzo/ In The End - Jay-Z / Linkin Park

dunno if this counts, but.... oh well

some1 plz tell me if it doesn't

MURDERED phantom priests are reading through inverted bibles, righteously.

Money isn't always important, that's when food is primary.

Many kids cry with shouting mothers.

Then what happened

You get Msis Neura.

I put in a brain.

part will do,

Hyperboles are often mixed up with metaphors.

sanitarium --> asylum

(so) Shut Up

**Blink-182

date movie --> girlfriend

Harmony is such a great thing to be in.

..proposition was made...

"Prig" is not a word to be used in public, young man.

splinter cell - pandora tomorrow --> great movie

broken leg --> splint

Perfection is an illusion; there will always be someone better than yourself.

fate --> fell short this time

"So what do..

..single swipe a...

Go unless your car is broken, then just sit and weep.

toy story --> Buzz Lightyear

kids --> toys

tomorrow never dies --> time stop

all fools skid or guiltily strangle parents