That email link is a third party service, it simply forwards email independent of a mail service. Hmm, might be handy.

To contact a DaniWeb member, click on their name in the upper left of the...

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is...

It's so easy to just beat a program into submission - keep hitting the compile button and let the system find your mistakes, work at them one at a time. But machines have feelings, too...

http://www.60secondbraingame.com/

Q: Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

A: Because B shells were to small and D shells to big.

(Ok, this works better when spoken.)

Check back on that nine months later!

Jif Creamy

I'm thinking Cleverbot ain't so clever. Liza was pretty good in her day.

Tom retired in his early 50’s and started a second career. However, even though he loved his new job, he just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day, he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.

But he...

When it comes to grammar, I leave her to granpa.

He promised us Change.

He begins that by stacking his cabinet and senior positions with recycled Clinton era political hacks.

Turning the Oval Office into a tropical greenhouse...

Here's construction instructions (http://zapatopi.net/afdb/build.html)

(this is an oldie, but I don't see that it's been posted here on DaniWeb)

1. Defensive programming? Never! Klingon programs are always on the offense. Yes, offensive programming is what we do...

The Sumsing Turbo 3000 XL cellphone (http://www.flixxy.com/sumsing-turbo-3000-cellphone.htm)

On television today a Democratic operative pointed out that when Obama holds a rally 25-30,000 people show up, whereas when McCain holds one he only draws 10-15,000.

The Republican spokesman...

Money won't buy happiness. But with enough money, you can rent it.

A penny save is......


.....not gonna get you very far, unless it's got lots of friends.

That's an important point to ponder. Consider that any Windows version is expected to be stable on a virtually infinite combination of hardware, and support software that may have been written for...

(They can't even spell Quiche)

from (I think) the April 1985 issue of DirecTions, the DEC inhouse magazine. This is an oldie, but a goodie.
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Real...

Do your homework. There are children in China and India starving for your future job.

It's also said that married men live longer than single men.

Actually, they live equally long. It just seems longer to the married guys

ASCII and ye shall recievee

No. Perhaps morally superior.

Cool? yes. Technologically interesting and challenging? yes. Does it do a darn thing to make a computer more useful? Hardly.

Most of that demo shows effects that are eye candy and fluff, but do...

Keep your religion in the church and I'll keep my science in the classroom

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|My other computer is a CRAY|

Oh, not even part of jukebox. Just a record changer.

You really should change the name of the picture file - that gives a clue.

If "pro" and "con" are opposites, what's the opposite of "progress"?

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well
preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
chocolate in one hand, champagne in the...

99% of lawyers make the the other 1% look bad.

A committee is a beast with many legs and no brain.

AD explained the outward mechanics of it all. What "really" happens is the candidate who can come up with the most money (meaning he/she becomes beholden to the special interests) and the most mud...

This is often attributed to Rick (Rich) Cook, author.

(I've got one or two of his books, haven't yet gotten around to read them to verify this.)

Nah, that one's just so much noise it goes in one ear and out the other.

Now, you want something that will stick and annoy, how about this old disco hit:...