Party up funny illogical republicans.

You get a football.
I put in a wireless keyboard.

die here filthy scoundrels

my sweet cat -->death

**a space - time bender

you get a bio suit to make sure you srent killed by the stench

I put in space-time bender

nuclear power plant

I put in the new MobiBLU cube

you get an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone putting in a vender and getting an image of a vending machine and someone...

Katherine-->Kathy

die here stinky men

and now gay couples too --> liberal

Take away stinky feet!

face paint --> halloween

Leon -->Lotus Eaters

you get steak made of the "other" red meat
I put in a chemistry book

known as Governor

you get steve wozniac
i put in all of Bill Gates's money

you get pandora's box
I put in a Princeton Admissions officer

pong-->ping

old-atari

virus-->computer

shot-->death

you get a redhat linux employee

I put in einsteins theory of relativity

you get a 2000 AD
I put in a book on Graph Theory

life-->death

Run-away Mutant Technician

typhoon-->hurricane

Gone with the Wind-->zephyr

in the magazine-->into the matrix

gliding-->through life

You get a Death Star
I put in a Perl Programming text book

it out-->THE TRUTH

You get a computer cooling system that uses an ever circulating supply of whip cream to cool its components.

I put in an alienware laptop.

slow as a snail-->Dell Laptops

unbearable-->dial up internet connections

big big guys--> rugby

You get an R2D2 droid
I put in a Grim Reaper

ALL monkeys' offspring are not always weird nor paranoid, and off ground not turning right.

me-->geek

geek:A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.(also see DaniWeb user)