Most likely those "pages" are pre-generated and then accessed statically (although I didn't look at them, but if they are suppossedly "huge", and still load in the millsecond to 2-3 second range,...

Then why mention that you are a PHP developer?

That has nothing to do with the item at hand, and since that was the only thing that gave any indiciation about what this might deal with, we can...

Then ask on the PHP forum, not the Perl forum.