Veera -> Casshern

trunk --> snout

Pollution --> population

Bill Gates' Money --> excess

booze --> hag

frying pans --> flying pans

dirty --> soap

extreme --> nuno bettencourt

wrestling --> makeup

pc --> lame jokes

moron --> cretin

tim --> tam

half the world --> underwater

off the trail --> walkabout

dumb head --> dunce

of malk. But

shiny sword --> ragnarok

Kudos to Cain for the Sherlock Holmes impression.
(Elementary my dear watson..)

loser --> silver

horseman --> mustaine

school --> papatoetoe

leaf --> stem

fast --> godzilla

match --> zippo

moderators --> moderation

psychiatrist --> druggie psychologist

rims --> spinners (LOL)

asteroid --> zappafrank

coup --> thatcher

brainwash --> subversive

hygiene --> soap

dot com --> market crash

ctrl+c --> scissors

huh --> uhu

ethnic cleansing --> naivety

downloads --> spyware

refreshing --> absinthe

sing --> diaphragm

beat (it) --> Van Halen

drawing a blank --> not pregnant

suite --> judy blue eyes