good one arjunsasidharan
mine too is a bit same
First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery...

ok I take back my words. No isssues

I my Opinion it would be the invincible Combo of Apache2 and PHP5

Hope this time I've hit the Bull's Eye :-/

please refrain from posting images as a part of your jokes. This will unnecessarily occupy daniweb servers and also slow it down for no reason. there are no issues in sharing a joke but not at the...

yipeee! I guessed Partially right!
Tons of thanks to Dani...:)
We hope there will me more resources being added to Daniweb very soon in Near Future
It really is the best place to hang out :)

if it is PostGRE are u using Linux servers (mostly yes I think). And if that is the case you must be running Apache :)

:'(

A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the stewardess asks what they would like to drink.

"Glenlivet on the rocks with a...

Just Curious. How many server keeps Daniweb up and running!!!
:)

hey looks llike my get killed reply offended all of u!!! come on guys have some sense of hunour...it was just a pun

my all time favourite
If a machine -- a Terminator -- can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.

Nobody spoke of "The pursuit of happyness"
It has some content!!!
Also recently watched The Holiday...subtle romantic comedy really great..

Ang get killed :P

I don't see Dani hanging out here at all. She must be busy eating :D