There's a joke going around Ireland that goes along these lines... "A police man stops a car that's filled with five guys wearing white robes with hoods. It's late at night and he asks the driver...

I don't know about a name for the shop, but your caption could be: "Hang the wife. Shoot the family. Frame the kids." I saw it on a shop somewhere else and it stuck.

>> and I never really shot anyone with a real gun
That vague denial of shooting nobody doesn't fill me with confidence.

>> Take the kids to a range. Let 'em shoot.
I probably don't believe...

Surely the computer's gonna talk l33t so it can't be distinguished from any other 13 year old girl on the net. Of course it's gonna succeed.

Actually my fingers method is pretty stupid. Kinda rules out anonymous ballots if your prints are recorded :/

117.67. Don't think it's a very good test. What it measures what you have watched. What you've read. What you've seen. etc. What does toy story say about how smart you are? In my opinion an IQ test...

Yeah. I seem to remember a headline along the lines of "State of the union undress", which I chuckled at. Peta.... people eating tasty animals, right?

What exactly is that meant to establish? Are you seriously trying to start anything other than an argument?

Maybe I am.
The question is "What stimulates adrenaline?" Excitement.
Then the question becomes "What stimulates excitement?" the answer being a good sport.

How am I a sellout? One of my...

>> Define 'American Accent', please.
"Like, oh my Gawd".

I haven't really worked on many extravagant projects. Nurtured some pet projects over time... favourite (which doesn't work anymore!), was a program that sent SMS text messages via an online...

I read this in a cubicle the other day:
"Heisenberg may or may not have been here."

You should really stop starting your threads with "Good day, boys and girls".

I always saw you as a romantic at heart!

>> Aw, don't be like that. I'm sure you'll find someone.
Wait... iamthewee... being ... nice!? What?!

So what you do is find a really hot girl and ask her out every Tuesday until she says yes. We'll call her Cameron ...

twomers is a play on my surname (or second name if that's what ye say).

>> would love to your story!
Me too.

I always thought you were a dude, Ene Uran!?

Never trust your instincts.

>> I like Salem's too. Very original and thought provoking
Yeah. I've been meaning to borrow that for another programming (embedded device), forum where one uses "void main()". Thought it would be...

Am I the only one who finds it amusing?

Naure, Love the new avatar ... it's very you :)

If you'd like I could spice it up for you .... I mean for yee (see, two e's ... I've been working on it for a while. What'a think?)

>> WMP is a piece of junk.. iTunes is the best.
Justify that! You can't just say something like that without giving any shred of proof to support your view!

>> AFAIK WMP doesn't have anything of...