Xmas dances and music

On a notebook that you take from class to class, Windows Vista is simply unacceptable since it takes at least five minutes to boot up and just about the same to shut down. I hope Windows 7 offers...

Let's see if the Omron Smile Scan system works on holders of State of California short term debts and bonds. California has started pay off with I.O.U.'s rather than actual money.

Why did we get into such a mess?
Instant food
Instant credit
Instant war
Instant debt

.. just to mention four reasons.

The last update of MS IE did me in, after it fooled around with my 'favorite folders'. I am now a very happy Firefox user.

The debt per person in the USA is cheap compared to other countries. Let's celebrate with Chinese fireworks! I love the stench of burning sulfur from the fireworks, much better than the normal LA...

Did you have a bad day?

"A person should not be too stupid. Stupid people are screwed first. "

Man "I’d like to call you. What’s your number?"
Woman "It’s in the phone book."
Man "But I don’t know your name."
Woman "That’s in the phone book too."

Accidents happen (explains why I didn't get a Xmas present):

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated,...

Only for experts:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/1498/Kissing+Prank/

Cause and effect about to happen:

~S.O.S~ is the best!
Making people have fun and laugh is a real art!

I am a drinker and have spilled drinks on others. Will I be punished?

Just noticed that I passed the ever so sweet 1000 postings mark!

Isn't DaniWeb great!

At least the war on the environment is going well.

Lawyers have feelings too!

According to the latest Zogby poll, 10% of Americans are giving President Bush's economic policy the thumbs up.

The other 90% are using a different finger.

What I hear, I forget. What I see, I remember. What I do, I understand.
-- Chinese Proverb

Be careful Vernon, fierykido is a psionist and is able to do aerokinesis. He could make the wind around you pretty foul smelling.

A rabbi and a minister were at the neighbourhood picnic. As they rode in one of the boats on the lake, the rabbi stood up, stepped out of the boat, and walked over the water to the nearby stretch of...

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

No harm intended, just being facetious as usual.

There was this news report that a fellow suffocated from his own rectal exhaust, when he was sleeping in a small tent.

I would build the world's largest bar.

A small thread to honor those with creative or simply nice avatars.

I like Sulley's Boo avatar

An old Florida law states that only the missionary position is legal.

I think this is where the missionary is on top and the unchristian is underneath. One way to turn a heathen into a...

Brain:
An enchanting brain has to be capable of a balanced mix of creativity, wit and
understanding. My bosses brain contains the C++ manual in every detail, but
otherwise he is rude and crude...