How pitifully sad and pathetic of a cyborg name:
J.L.M. - Journeying Lifelike Machine

I have no purpose but to wander and appear lifelike? :(

Haha, but this one's not too bad:
J.I.M.M.Y. - ...

Touché my friend, touché indeed.

The scene in Ghostbusters where Venkman sees Slimer for the first time and "drops his jaw", his cigarette sticks to his lower lip and dangles. This was a complete accident during filming, but turned...

And if/when you return to your own time, do you sit idly by content knowing what will happen? If you stop acting your normal routine chaos theory suggests that an entirely different future would...

Fight Club



Reminds us that material possessions mean nothing in the end. What legacy will you leave behind?

No, it's a fixed Vista. I'm genuinely excited about 7. I had the beta and now am running the RC1 on my home desktop. It's fantastically amazing and is what Vista should have been.

I overdosed on caffeine once. Had to go to the hospital and drink charcoal and get a shot in the butt. Not cool.

I foresee an unavoidable uprising of our machines against us. Machines kill people at alarming rates, and we only keep trying to make them better and smarter... more self-sufficient. America is...

I guess the real question is: why would it?

Evolution is a very slow process, and even still multiple organisms can come from a common predecessor. Really evolution is all about the tiny...

Bravo! How true!

Well each brewery does employ their own Brew Master that checks the brew on a daily basis, and ensures the quality.

Yes. If it weren't for Python I wouldn't have the job I have today

Your wife is made of aluminum? You married a cheaply-constructed robot?!?!

Of course I jest.. I know what you meant

Does the *thing* have to be the source of the emitted vibration? I mean... any object could emit vibration if you consider reflected light as being emitted vibration.

And a Dr. Pepper can will...

Learn Python ;)