In my experience, most programming-languages involve typing :)

Probably an Emo-kid. They like cutting.

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Hmm, I couldn't think of something worse:

#include <iostream>
int main (){char ____ ='c',___[3]
,__=____;{{{{{ std::cout<<++____<<(char)((____&__)+21) <<__<< (char)(____+(7*sizeof(char)));}}...

The last post by this user had a link in it to some site (and it got snipped). I guess they forgot to put the link in this time :D

What kind of 'bot'? I hope you're not talking about spam and/or viruses. That would make me very unhappy with you :icon_frown:

So? I never said I was a fast typist :)

Ahem.
I'm working as fast as I can here, give me a break :)

Sure:

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Here's the C++ forum -> CLICK (http://www.daniweb.com/forums/forum8.html)

So he can send you a million dollars, why else?

With that title, I was kind of expecting something that would get you banned :)

But the article is great. I smiled when I saw that they went down with the first punch :)

You're right! We should abandon all technology and go back to the stone-age (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_expectancy#Lifespan_variation_over_time)!

So you missed:
- Her title: "The Queen of DaniWeb"
- Her badges: "Administrator" and "Staff writer"
- And her signature saying "Dani the Computer Science Gal" as in DANI from DANIweb?

Perhaps...

Which reminds me: XKCD made this (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tech_support_cheat_sheet.png)a few days back, which I found very handy. So I mailed it to all the people who constantly asked me...

Yeah, like you don't like a bit of 'off-topicness' ;)



Put me down for 10 bucks on : wrong :icon_cool:



Why not? Knock yourself out!

Now there's a disturbing thought :)



Yeah, and you like it don't you? I mean why else would you read them?

I'll tell you why I read them:
I disagree with 99% of the posts Serkan makes,...

To be honest: If you need to ask this question, you probably didn't understand the movie :)



Yes good one! And to stay on the topic of drugs : requiem for a dream



Is this contagious or...

This is the 44th post and no-one has mentioned Pulp-fiction yet, so I'll do it:

Pulp Fiction

Also:

the Green Mile

Creationism meets Evolution (http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20070119.gif)

Perhaps you should scan it and put the text in tags. That should make the code more readable.

That was kind of amusing :)

Or manbearpig (http://mulaz.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/manbearpig.jpg)

This thread made me a bit sick in the stomach...

When it gets late, you sometimes have a bit bong (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bong.htm)in you too ;)

When I was still working with embedded software, I had to go to a slaughterhouse to reprogram some machine they had. So I was working with my laptop, when they decided to fire up the machine behind...

Since Daniweb was updated to it's new 'look and feel' a few features have 'disappeared'. This means they still exist, but are no longer linked to. Some (not all) of these features are/were quite...

Here's a tip :

delete from posts where user = 'ahihihi...'


It would make the forum a better place to be.

I know flaming etc is against the rules, but I'm willing to take the infraction...

How do you know that? Did they go to court yet?

Why do you think that was? Here's the answer:
Yes there is. But if it's not Christianity you're called a terrorist (Moslim). Or do you think that...

This site may come in very handy when dealing with lazy newbies:

http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/

Example:


Click this (http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=search+algorithm)link and see

Completely off-topic, but Dave:
I really think that Sarah won't become Obama's Vice president, so perhaps a change of avatar might be in order ;)

This is the first post I've ever made that bumps a year old thread, but I thought it might be worth it ;)

Happy birthday Dani! How was your day?

Arrr!

Not really an 'IT-quote' but:

Oh my god! Now I see it, Ancient Dragon is the master of the universe ! ;)

Roger that

hhm.. we Dutch people don't censor everyone that disagrees with us, which makes us different from Americans (/republicans) . :)

Political discussion & neg rep: here I come!

Niek

Aaahhww...

But wait! So to thank the indians for this act of goodwill, the Americans killed thousands of them a few 100 years later (19th century) and put the rest in resorts like wild...