Actually 22/7 is pretty crude. The Chinese Approximation of pi is much better. Simply use 355/113. You can remember this by looking at the first three odd integers written this way 113355.

I am surprised the Klingons had no F. Imagine a language without F words!

Darn, another meaningless question!

Here I though I would stimulate somebody's thought process.

Two eggs over easy and fried potatoes and onions. A mug of breakfast stout.

The Xmas spirits.

Pumpkin icecream (a real treat usually sold around Thanksgiving in the US).

When the can of frozen Orange juice says "Concentrate" and you do.

Eggs, sunny side up, toasted English muffin with plum jelly.

Maybe Windows is simply too unsafe for Go.

Actually the syntax looks a lot like a mix of Object Pascal and C++, not sure where the beauty of Python went.

"Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one."
--...

Well said!

I guess I will have to vote for myself to get at least one vote.

A hot bowl of chicken noodle soup and crackers.

I didn't know they took a video of me buying beer! :)

The Now Generation will blame his parents, so where did his parents go wrong?

Mantis shrimps have the most complex eyes in the animal kingdom. They can see in 12 primary colors, four times as many as humans, and can also detect different kinds of light polarization. The...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on your bread will catch it.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Q: "What did the lawyer name his daughter?"
A: " Sue."

In the spring of 2002, at New York's Kennedy airport, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor,...

Testing can only prove the presence of bugs, not their absence.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra

The best kind of learning is learning by doing, or as more educated folks have said, "the maximal level of performance for individuals in a given domain is not attained automatically as a function of...

Procrastinate Now

In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein

Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.
-- Homer

In 2001 "Star Trek The Motion Picture" brought up a living machine so big that we couldn't fathom it.

Then who could forget HAL in "2001 SO"?

Hmm, maybe you inherited the keyboard from a Pascal, Java, C#, C or C++ programmer. My first intro to the {} pair was with Pascal comments.

On my own keyboard it must be the space bar. Any...

Ignorance is bliss
Apathy is a mental illness

Today it be the usual grilled salmon with spinach-olive rice. :)

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

If you experienced the clumsiness of Windows Vista, Unix or Linux is a breath of fresh air! We need a book titled:
"The Vista Haters' Handbook"

Are human beings the only living things that try to make sense out of the universe?

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.

Peace on Earth and lower taxes to everybody!

Happy dog?

Q: "How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
A: "Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs."

My way of joking is to tell the truth.

Reality says yes!

Nice comic strip, I am still smiling!

Carlos got a letter from the IRS (US tax collectors). Apparently he owed them another $800. So he sent them this letter back, "If you'll remember, I fastened...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by...