I refer you to the DaniWeb acceptable use policy (http://www.daniweb.com/forums/faq.php?faq=aup):

Please use professional English here, not this text message shorthand which, frankly, nobody is going to bother to take the time to try and decipher.

See the rules...

Welcome aboard the DaniWeb express :)

Welcome to Daniweb, MiniGWeek. Glad you have found us to be so useful already, as you have discovered we really are one heck of a helpful (not so little) community.

We are not a bad bunch, even if we can seem like moody old folk sometimes ;)

Hi Scudzilla, welcome to DaniWeb even if you have been here a couple of months now. :)

Mike, jbennet has been a member since 2005!

Hi Jeff, welcome to DaniWeb.

Hi Sophie, welcome to DaniWeb from another Englander :)

Hi Ethan, welcome to DaniWeb my friend. I guess we will be seeing a lot of you over in the Viruses, Spyware and Other Nasties (http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/forum64.html) forum then? :)

Hi Asma, what part of London are you from, says an honorary Yorkshireman who was born and bred around the cheapest square on the Monopoly board: Old Kent Road. You can take the lad out of Sarf...

I suggest that you take a look at the DaniWeb How To (http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/faq.php?faq=daniweb_howto) which Dani has just finished turning into a really useful and easy to understand...

Be patient :)

Someone will most likely be along soon with a spot on suggestion of where to ask the question. That's the beauty of DaniWeb, with nearly 100,000 members (yep, we are nearly there!)...

Welcome to DaniWeb Voodoo-Boy, from someone listening to Crush With Eyeliner at the moment...