that was a close call --> close-encounters

a nice one --> elegant

grandpa-->old

aids-->virus

death-->shot

lamp-->bright

sir-->authority figure

pie-->march, 14th (3.14 BTW)

idiot-->people

crackers-->password

berry-->blackberry

soup-->tomato

lazy-asses-->donkey

(400th POST)

fingers in my computer case --> pinched

ugly-->garbage

perfect-->disfigured

cards-->king

loneliness-->solitude

monkey-->monk

really cheap glasses-->fake

stupid-->idiotic

fake money-->counterfeit

board game-->monopoly

jedi--star wars

kill-->destroy

Why did someone post that scam in here.

mansion-->house

expesive-->mansion

expedition-->journey

alien-->martian

amazing-->race

veins-->blood

binoculars-->telescope

colours-->shapes

vegetables-->green

palm-->hand

flat battery-->rechargeable

wireless-->cell-phone

Hello Kitty-->cartoon

mammoth-->hairy

walking with caveman-->neanderthals