It is better to die for something than to live for nothing.
-- George S. Patton (US Army)

"Gud Delhi Photo"

Out of the corner of my tearful eye I noticed that I made my post #1000!

I am elated, exhilarated, jubilant, overjoyed, ecstatic and happy!

Time to get that 12 year old wine out of the cellar.

Amazing, of all those articles only one is wrong!

Here is the competition:

Very fanny indeed!

My computer goes on slow down strike, and I have to stick money onto the CD tray to speed it up.

Along the same vain:
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

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There are plenty of natives around that rob your stores and join gangs. On the other hand, who would keep your lawn looking nice, cook your food, wash your clothes, build your roads and houses?

I think that computer programming can be made exciting even with old languages like Qbasic. It's the dullfugg of a teacher that can bore the students out of their mind.