But, you're using the Internet to ask us about books!!

Hmm, then, could you use the Internet to search for books?

How about this (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hacking+and+security+site%3Aamazon.com)?
...

That email link is a third party service, it simply forwards email independent of a mail service. Hmm, might be handy.

To contact a DaniWeb member, click on their name in the upper left of the...

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, drink in hand, body thoroughly used up,...

Must have played it too much, dead link now. Sigh.


Is this (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=910)the same thing?

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is...

6 on the beertender test.

Common Sence Meter: 84

But should we put any stock in a "Common Sence" test? What's "sence"?

And I'd like to know why one of the hits I'd least like to see is now the first listed - arghhhhh! It's a site that hasn't had an update to my info in over three years. That one used to be buried...

He who dies with the most toys...

is still dead!

Well, duh, we're here!

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You are experiencing occasional or frequent problems because of the Internet. You should consider their full impact on your life.

Ah, but women have such a well developed ESP. They know when a guy is gonna get "lucky". ;)

You know what they say, hardware guys create performance and the software guys **** it away.

And that young boy was always so happy to go to a ball game in the USA, because everyone was so concerned that he got a good seat. They all sang to him at the beginning, "Jose, can you see?"

It's so easy to just beat a program into submission - keep hitting the compile button and let the system find your mistakes, work at them one at a time. But machines have feelings, too...

Do virtual machines count?

I could easily find myself running a VM on my main desktop, as well as the host OS, RDP into my machine at work which is also running a VM, and there's the laptop beside...

For those who have owned British cars or bikes this is a good twist on an old story.

ELECTRICAL THEORY BY JOSEPH LUCAS

Positive ground depends on proper circuit functioning, which is the...

I was just about to post a link to that video, and ask if people thought it too graphic and grisly. Personally, I think this should be seen by every last person that has a cell phone - teen or...

http://www.60secondbraingame.com/

Q: Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

A: Because B shells were to small and D shells to big.

(Ok, this works better when spoken.)

To be or not to be. William Shakespeare's Hamlet
To be is to do. Jean-Paul Sartre, Plato
To do is to be. Socrates
Do-be-do-be-do. Frank Sinatra
Do be a Do Bee Miss Connie from Romper...

There's a minute of my life I wish I could have back.

A C-130 that went from 25,000 feet to parked on the ramp in 5 minutes. Pilot was late for a hot date, I think.

That's right up there with the continual exhortations to "do more with less."

Eventually, we can do absolutely everything with absolutely nothing.

Great find - thanks!

Or besides getting delayed (4 days last trip I took) or just plain lost (does it go to the same place as odd mittens and socks?), the airline gorillas could just simply break your stuff...

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was...

If you dream in code, you really, really need a vacation.

I really, really need a vacation.

Check back on that nine months later!

I said earlier I use IE for things that demand it - recently found I don't even need it to get Windows updates - that link works through FireFox. Didn't use to. How nice!

Still, have to have IE...

see: US Congress

Jif Creamy

Versatile Mechanical Android Normally for Efficient Sabotage

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
-- W. C. Fields

Eric Clapton's "Crossroads" - picked up the set at a garage sale for $4!!

Gel Remote Control from Panasonic. (http://gizmodo.com/5111630/)

FireFox by default. IE7 when something absolutely demands it.

left control, right shift, and space bar seem to be the most beaten up on the one keyboard I have that's seen enough use to show wear (it's only about 7 or 8 years old.)

And the problem with that would be?

I guess you don't know me, then, do you?

I find it handy to have the groups I watch handy in my mail app, so I have record of any posts I make.

Yes, I'm so 20th century - I use my cell phone...

You have been out of it a while. Lots of brands available here in USA (though most manufacture is in China, Kato being the big exception making theirs in the home country of Japan)

It's hard to...

Tried to read some newsgroups I follow, got "server not found" replies. They've had problems in the past, so I called tech support. Was told they dropped usenet, today. No notice, no warning,...