"If there's a will, there's a won't!" - Golden rules of parenting

Thank God IE is a browser, not a whole computer.

(Me, On a Pissed-Off Feb. 21, 2009)

If your CSS renders properly in IE, throw a party before you open Firefox.

My... preciousssss...
- Gollum (aka Smeagol)

There's a reason stupid rhymes with Cupid.

Yes. Nothing like the theory of relativity to invite spam. XD (I don't know why this happens either...)


But then a programmer also needs the hardware to generate that much energy or do whatever...

To the author: Let me explain why people are NOT agreeing with this thread.

Your arguments are not making ANY sense. You reason in a roundabout way such as:
- Come on everyone, just because no...

Eh. You are driving me nuts. What is your point, really? You asked if it was possible to "travel through time with the use of programming". And yet, you can't seem to postulate anything else except...

No. It is not possible to build a time machine through programming... That is the answer to your question. :D

Einstein's theory of relativity talked about traveling at speeds 0.9 or 0.99 that of...

Him? =(

Now I know why you're 'most valuable poster'... hehe ;-)

Give them to me then, I need to gain weight. Badly. ;=)

Happy new year everyone!

May you have the same number of fingers today as you did yesterday... (or more fingers, if that's possible)

Being allowed to live without leaving the house... that would make me die from happiness! --- oops, if I died, how would I live..? BAH! happy new year anyways. =)

*nosebleed*

;D

I like my coffee FREE.

*people throw coins at her: PENNY-PINCHER!!!*

ouch... well, you ASKED.

BAH. Let's get rid of the predictions and cheesy resolutions... we all know nothing in life goes as planned.

So what are the New Year's Resolutions you think you can't keep? at all?


I'll...

I don't like cauliflowers and brocolli. Sometimes some worms get stuck between the little tree branches and when you bite on them.. :blech:

As for insects, it depends on my mood. But there was one...

Well, I'm not terrified of clowns because the only clown I got to see up close failed his magic trick.. mainly because my friends and I figured out what he was doing.. so you could say that we had...

My dad had this Japanese friend who stayed with us for some time and she taught us how to cook KOLOKE (or is it KOROKE?)


It's simple and good if you're a kid. Or if you're lazy and have lots of...